The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

Received a message today.

“Mum, I accidentally threw my HSC out. Can you order a replacement for me and have it sent over? I need it ASAP.”

I replied, “You what the? That depends. You gonna accidentally throw out your degree next?”

Using my bread money on that shit. 😂
 
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Received a message today.

“Mum, I accidentally threw my HSC out. Can you order a replacement for me and have it sent over? I need it ASAP.”

I replied, “You what the? That depends. You gonna accidentally throw out your degree next?”

Using my bread money on that shit. 😂
Kids......
 
I received an invitation to interview with a great company. Should I even bother?
They always go like this: great interview, great CV. When can I start?
“Oh one last question, how is your French?”
End of interview…..
 
some are, and some are the best

i mostly prefer animals, but they're not such great company on thrift store bargain hunts... especially cats
The older I get I dream of that big family having fun and getting together. Then it happens and I want to jump off a cliff.
 
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