The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVII: You're Welcome, Fuckers

[raindancer]

Better a whore than a hoarder bro.

Stew

Stew! I've missed you, bro.

 

[butters]

meant to do so much today. fail.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Bill Murray is in the new Ant-Man and the Wasp flick.

 

[Sean]

When the screenwriters were writing The Expanse, they definitely gave Amos and Avasarala the best one liners.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

 

[butters]

Bill Murray is in the new Ant-Man and the Wasp flick.

so you mean to say he really wasn't murrayed? :shockhorroremoji:

 

[butters]

https://imgur.com/gallery/uev4JtE

 

[butters]

https://imgur.com/gallery/W922MKV

 

[y=mx+b]

I'm captivated by individuals who pursue a particular breed of cat and that people pay top-fucking-dollar on such pompous bullshit

Now I concede that some are cool. But honest to fuck.

 

[dolf]

My nephew is on disability due to a back injury at work. He gets a debit card for his benefits. He can buy a bag of Starbucks coffee beans at the grocery store with the card but can't buy a cup of coffee at the Starbucks in the grocery store.

But he can buy lobster and Kobe beef on the card.

Disabled people aren't allowed to go out for coffee? Wtf sort of cunt thinks these rules up? Sounds like something that the Tories would aspire to here.

 

[LukSkyFokker]

Disabled people aren't allowed to go out for coffee? Wtf sort of cunt thinks these rules up? Sounds like something that the Tories would aspire to here.

I have no idea what you're trying to say here.

 

[pointless]

right back at you.

 

[silver gurl]

I am definitely a dog kind of person. Cats are too bitchy for me.

 

[pointless]

my cat is definitely a bitch. fucker still hasn't learned that just because i'm taking a piss at 3am that doesn't mean i'm up and want to spend the next ten to thirty minutes giving her pets. she clearly doesn't care either. they are selfish little fuckers.

 

[Saint Peter]

i like both dogs and cats. humans? not so much.

 

[y=mx+b]

i like both dogs and cats. humans? not so much.

Same.

 

[thør]

i like both dogs and cats. humans? not so much.

Fried?

Braised?

Boiled in Dr Pepper?

 

[thør]

Why did I wake up. Not like it matters.

Every day, whether I need it or not!

 

[thør]

..
WD-40 is your friend.
...

Until it evaporates.

 

[thør]

I give up on going out to eat. Since reopening, not one meal has been correct. I have been patient, I give up.

Picked up Thai take-out on the way home from the cabin. Was perfect.

 

[y=mx+b]

Fried?

Braised?

Boiled in Dr Pepper?

Ooo... I've not tried Dr. Pepper!

 

[thør]

Ooo... I've not tried Dr. Pepper!

I'm told some folks use root beer, too.

 

[mayfly13]

Dude.
stop stalking me

portrayal of the hashtag

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Dude.
stop stalking me

https://media2.giphy.com/media/jPHikzNABMnB4lB5mS/200w.gif?cid=82a1493buv9b3m9jctwa7vixctparayq8xdse3drintutab4&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

Who's "stalking" you? That wasn't a reply to you and it isn't even your thread!

http://johnheenan.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834330d7d53ef01b8d25f8051970c-pi

If I'm supposed to be "stalking," you made a thread with my username in the title just other day, so what the fuck was that mess all about, unrequited love?

you don't want none, don't start none. switch out that Sharpie of yours with a highlighter, pick up a textbook and go educate yourself before stepping out of your side of the street.

https://c.tenor.com/ZnKY_5Du5FAAAAAC/denzel-washington-get.gif

 

[islandman]

Why did no one tell me about the Foundation TV series????