The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Keep Calm and Harry On

[Sean]

Looks like I can visit the US from November. Of course, I'm not allowed to take any holiday in November or December. Sigh.

 

[thør]

You could just quit.

 

[Sean]

You could just quit.

Actually, at the moment I could. HGV drivers are in such high demand at the moment I'd walk into another job with a 5k signing golden handshake.

But I quite like where I am atm.

ETA: Three at the moments in that post.

 

[phantom4533]

I miss the days of nonstop flights at reasonable hours.

 

[thør]

At least, wait until your freezer is full.

 

[silver gurl]

Send cow.

 

[silver gurl]

Oh yeah, it’s election night. So underwhelming, compared to the States.

 

[jaF0]

Looks like I can visit the US from November.

From November until when?


Or do you mean starting in November?

Or after November?

 

[jaF0]

Mooo.

 

[silver gurl]

US will open the border to certain “Nations”
But not Canada.
Nope.

 

[butters]

my face over this-morning-fresh pork ribs and all their possibilities

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.qxkcfO1nkU0whoQAzvponwHaIZ?pid=ImgDet&rs=1






my face over all the meat stripped off the bones and shredded

https://www.bing.com/images/search?...Xn-21JN2h6jbgX2jPR16AHaFv&vt=0&sim=11&iss=VSI

still tasted pretty good, and the meat was tender, but my teeth wanted to rip succulent, barb'd, crispy, juicy, tender, goodamned excellent goodness OFF the bones, having to lick my fingers clean more than once

 

[Lorilei]

Seriously, though. How much freezer space is required for an entire cow?

 

[silver gurl]

Seriously, though. How much freezer space is required for an entire cow?

I looked. It’s 4 freezers!
A cow will equate to 440-520lbs of beef.

1/4 cow please.

 

[Lorilei]

I looked. It’s 4 freezers!
A cow will equate to 440-520lbs of beef.

1/4 cow please.

Oh dear.

 

[spacekowboy]

Oh dear.

Nah, they're much smaller than cows.

 

[thør]

Nah, they're much smaller than cows.

Could stand to have more fat in the meat.

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fit,f_auto,g_center,pg_1,q_60,w_965/03a76af387881de03ecdbc3c4c00f71d.jpg

 

[FataMorgana]

David Morrissey and Lesley Manville are filming a new BBC drama called Sherwood near me about a local murder in 2002. Exciting!

 

[girlsmiley]

David Morrissey and Lesley Manville are filming a new BBC drama called Sherwood near me about a local murder in 2002. Exciting!

I love murder stories. In saying that, local murder stories in Australia have a much darker tone if we're going by the past. Much, much darker. More sinister and sickly. I can't watch the documentaries. Anita Cobby for instance. Scared the crap out of me.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I saw a Docu last night about that big rock in the middle of Australia. I'd like to go see that thing some day.

 

[girlsmiley]

I saw a Docu last night about that big rock in the middle of Australia. I'd like to go see that thing some day.

The big red one?

Have enough water and diesel and a good vehicle and your chances of making it out alive go up about 3%.!

 

[JohnnySavage]

The big red one?

Have enough water and diesel and a good vehicle and your chances of making it out alive go up about 3%.!

Seems like getting to Australia would be the hardest part of the trip. No way I'm sitting in an airplane for 16 hours, and a boat would take a week or so.

There's a resort there though so getting from the coast to the rock must be routine.

 

[girlsmiley]

Seems like getting to Australia would be the hardest part of the trip. No way I'm sitting in an airplane for 16 hours, and a boat would take a week or so.

There's a resort there though so getting from the coast to the rock must be routine.

Uluru is pretty much smack bang the middle of Australia so it's around 25 hours drive from the coast. Any coast. After the flight from wherever you're coming from so add that on.

If you can't handle the flight, there's no fucking way you'd handle the trip inland. But good luck.

Fucken foreigners mate. Wouldn't know their arse through their arseholes.

 

[JohnnySavage]

That resort is $2,200 a night. Maybe I'll just visit via television.

 

[pointless]

i am watching a video about the seven worst ways to injure a vagina while eating breakfast.