The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXVI: Keep Calm and Harry On

[silver gurl]

If you want to be allowed to go anywhere and do anything, you will need to show your QR code. That’s my guess.
At least they are not barcoding my ass.

 

[rockcasbah]

They don't make scanners that big.

 

[Sean]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/d3/30/19d330099b6898c73f1f26d2833e4bee.png

 

[LukSkyFokker]

The Mitchells vs. the Machines is awesome. Instead of "Best Buy" they have a store called "Good Get." Cracked me the fuck up.

https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/06f/934/0452d6a16ef47200730233308db4fcdd32-the-mitchells-vs-the-machines.rsquare.w700.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

when I held you close
what I feared the most
was some fool notion of mine

 

[Saint Peter]

i like a good groove.

 

[Saint Peter]

i also like tits and cigars.

 

[jaF0]

Third base!!!

 

[silver gurl]

They don't make scanners that big.

My ass isn’t that big but thanks for the comment.

 

[spacekowboy]

Tits and cigars are where it's at. I'm trying to cut back though. They'll kill you in the end.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Today's weather is what yesterday's shoulda been. All that blue instead of grey and I have to stay in.

Tits and cigars are where it's at. I'm trying to cut back though. They'll kill you in the end.

So will big asses. But those are hills I'm willing to die on.

 

[rockcasbah]

must be discount scotch night ...again.

 

[HisArpy]

Still shouting your bravery from the back of the crowd I see.

 

[Saint Peter]

My ass isn’t that big but thanks for the comment.

some would trade their motorcycle shops to nibble an apple tightly gripped between your scrumptious ass cheeks!

 

[rockcasbah]

some would trade their motorcycle shops to nibble an apple tightly gripped between your scrumptious ass cheeks!

https://i0.wp.com/sillyamerica.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Worlds-Largest-Apple-Winchester-Virginia-header.jpg?fit=1200%2C801&ssl=1

https://media1.tenor.com/images/6773e04ad6f903221a5d817c741f620a/tenor.gif?itemid=3294349

 

[rockcasbah]

Still shouting your bravery from the back of the crowd I see.

https://th.bing.com/th/id/Rfb69b4c8460bb144b8538599f0fac22d?rik=WtQ34dSdYcmLcg&riu=http%3a%2f%2fshard1.1stdibs.us.com%2farchivesE%2fupload%2f9443%2f23_15%2f2408562%2f2408562_l.jpeg&ehk=Gc9iD7%2brnz7%2b8lpfhxPFJXSQrZrFKjdFcJK3UTtJfQE%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw

 

[juttjaw]

It was a direct quote.

Boo.

 

[DeluxAuto]

https://i.imgur.com/1b4BSqG.jpg

 

[Fermina_Daza]

My skirt has cats on it which thus makes me catty.

 

[rockcasbah]

Tonite will be grilled chicken breast and a mushroom spinach penne.

Winds are light out if the southeast, overcast plus 10c.

 

[silver gurl]

some would trade their motorcycle shops to nibble an apple tightly gripped between your scrumptious ass cheeks!

Awwww, thanks!
I think....

 

[silver gurl]

The entire fam has now had dose 1 of vaccine. Yay

 

[thør]

Not sure why the Yanks brand their uggs with UGG Australia when they're made in China. Uggs will forever be sheepskin boots. I don't know why they're trying to say it's a brand name. Maybe over in the US but here it's not a brand, it's just footwear. Beach footwear at that. You wear sheepskin boots more than 500m from the beach every cunt and his dog will disown you. Your parents will cut you off. You won't even get a Christmas card and everyone will call you a fucken dickhead.

The Uggs brand that people wear here are notoriously slippery on wet surfaces. My wife only wears hers for slippers in the house.

 

[thør]

The entire fam has now had dose 1 of vaccine. Yay

Good to read!

 

[Philthy_Phil]

some would trade their motorcycle shops to nibble an apple tightly gripped between your scrumptious ass cheeks!

Ahahaha!