The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

[girlsmiley]

A Yeti or something similar, filled with ice and water make plain water consumption much more bearable bro!

Stew

When you say Yeti... You don't mean a large hairy creature resembling a human or bear, said to live in the highest part of the Himalayas, right?

Ooh! Lemme guess. Is it a big hairy cup?

Does the cup look like a Yeti?

Oh, god. It's just going to get worse.

Haha

It's better to be prepared.

 

[girlsmiley]

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
eating her sister out!

Are you on crack or something?

 

[Hard_Rom]

Hey diddle diddle the cow jumped over the moon
and snagged his bag


appypollylogies that should have been

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
eating his sister out

 

[trysail]

That's a damn hoot !

Alice and Dorothy.

Ain't that some shit ?
You bet your ass those two have seen some weird stuff. Little green men. Cheshire cats. Flying monkeys. Melting witches.
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[HarryHill]

You again? I went online searching for Centrifical Force, but it kept prompting me to centrifugal; is science being redacted?

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

You again? I went online searching for Centrifical Force, but it kept prompting me to centrifugal; is science being redacted?

now throw in centripetal force bro!

Stew

 

[Wings]

I'd like candid pics of myself more if I could just lose this belly fat.

 

[Radiohead]

I'd like candid pics of myself more if I could just lose this belly fat.

I'd kinda like pics of the belly fat.

Sorry.

 

[Saint Peter]

You again? I went online searching for Centrifical Force, but it kept prompting me to centrifugal; is science being redacted?

No.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s1IRJbL2Co

 

[jezzilee]

I'd like candid pics of myself more if I could just lose this belly fat.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with you Wings, you are absolutely perfect just as you are!!! Beautiful really!

 

[Wings]

I'd kinda like pics of the belly fat.

Sorry.

To each their own.

 

[Wings]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with you Wings, you are absolutely perfect just as you are!!! Beautiful really!

I promise that I don't think there's anything wrong with me. I prefer myself in a certain shape. Not barrel. That's not me picking on myself, just me stating a fact.

I have red haired. I have blue eyes. I am fat. I don't mind any of those descriptors, I just like me a little less fat.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

To each their own.

what about fatback bro?

Stew

 

[Wings]

what about fatback bro?

Stew

Good for bacon.

 

[jezzilee]

I promise that I don't think there's anything wrong with me. I prefer myself in a certain shape. Not barrel. That's not me picking on myself, just me stating a fact.

I have red haired. I have blue eyes. I am fat. I don't mind any of those descriptors, I just like me a little less fat.

I hear you, and totally get it. I am struggling with 12lbs I want to lose myself. I have a lot of issues with myself. A northern friend of mine and I argue about said issues often.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Good for bacon.

who wants a BLT bro?

Stew

 

[Bookishleigh]

Are you there, God? It's me, FD. After seeing people defending the "locker room" talk as normal male conversation I would like to switch teams....if you know what I'm saying.

 

[HarryHill]

I've lost my sweet girlish figure

 

[Que]

now throw in centripetal force bro!

Stew

Beat me to it, bro!

 

[Radiohead]

Are you there, God? It's me, FD. After seeing people defending the "locker room" talk as normal male conversation I would like to switch teams....if you know what I'm saying.

Margaret, is that you?

 

[Bookishleigh]

Margaret, is that you?

Margaret is off having her period. I'm asking to like girls....

 

[Radiohead]

Margaret is off having her period. I'm asking to like girls....

You dont have to ask, my child. Its within you.

 

[jezzilee]

You dont have to ask, my child. Its within you.

I think "within you" sounds more like male female to me... unless there are certain fake appendages involved...in that case, within you it is!

 

[Bookishleigh]

I think "within you" sounds more like male female to me... unless there are certain fake appendages involved...in that case, within you it is!

Or tongues....fingers....you know....just saying.

 

[Radiohead]

Or tongues....fingers....you know....just saying.

See, there you go... and for those more adventurous, send in a hand.