The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

[Aphro]

Is it too early for Halloween avatars?

 

[Disgustipated]

Looks like I'm a dangerous motherfucker. Y'all better watch the fuck out for me.

Don't worry, it's old farts, a batshit lesbian, cucks, and cross-dressers. Not exactly a threat to any real man or a viable source of info.

 

[girlsmiley]

No, I don't like French toast either. Or waffles.

The answer is boobs.

Maple syrup covered boobs.

 

[yossi]

Been 9 years since I made falafel.

I love the texture and that delightful crunch on the outside; absolutely scrumptious. I make them a few times a month when I'm on a falafel kick.

 

[pete]

The answer is boobs.

Maple syrup covered boobs.

without scrolling back to see what this was about, i still feel confident in agreeing.

bring on the canadian boobage!

 

[girlsmiley]

without scrolling back to see what this was about, i still feel confident in agreeing.

bring on the canadian boobage!

Sup Pete! Hey bro how you been?

Good to see you round.

Sorry I'm so shit at answering PMs. If you scroll back you'll probably see me apologising to other people.

Canadian boobage!!

 

[deehere]

The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXII: Contentious fuckers

Love this title Harry!

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Is it too early for Halloween avatars?

Seems like as good a time as any.

 

[girlsmiley]

Is it too early for Halloween avatars?

If you're planning on changing yours, yes. Yes, it's too early.

 

[thør]

I love the texture and that delightful crunch on the outside; absolutely scrumptious. I make them a few times a month when I'm on a falafel kick.

A little hole in the wall place, Falafel King, makes the best falafel in Anchorage. I can't compete.

 

[yossi]

The answer is boobs.

Maple syrup covered boobs.

Drizzled right over the nipples. Yum.

Boobs usually is the solution, I should have known.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Is it too early for Halloween avatars?

Thanks a lot. All because of that amazingly stunning, sexy and gorgeous av, I now wish I could cuddle those delicious breasticles.

Damn you!

 

[Equinoxe]

I'm smiling so huge.

You're younger than me and you are a better writer.

How tall are you?

Well, I don't know about either of those things. I never said how much more than a decade, after all. It's not much. It still quite safely rounds down.

Apparently, about 174 cm.

Sleeping in Tupperware, eh?

Exactly! You've discovered my secret. And if I could remember how that episode went, I'd remember what I'm supposed to do about that.

 

[yossi]

A little hole in the wall place, Falafel King, makes the best falafel in Anchorage. I can't compete.

If the best is readily available, I can't say as I blame you.

 

[Killswitch1]

Trump Train

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-53898-train-falling-off-bridge-gif-i-O4cW.gif

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I love the texture and that delightful crunch on the outside; absolutely scrumptious. I make them a few times a month when I'm on a falafel kick.

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/575b162227d4bd90a37f24b8/5772af856b8f5ba8b5596477/5772b31c6b8f5ba8b5599916/1469469513835/how-to-make-falafel.jpg?format=750w

A well-made falafel can make me forget about eating burgers.

For a while, that is.

http://images1.laweekly.com/imager/u/745xauto/5806199/burger.jpg

 

[yossi]

Let's grab one of each and split them. Extra tzatziki sauce.

 

[girlsmiley]

Well, I don't know about either of those things. I never said how much more than a decade, after all. It's not much. It still quite safely rounds down.

Apparently, about 174 cm.

I'm taller. *hair toss*

By about two centimetres.

 

[Bookishleigh]

While out walking the dog this evening I came across this sign....

http://i.imgur.com/moSIVQR.jpg?1

Rum - Making America Great Again.

 

[Equinoxe]

I'm taller. *hair toss*

By about two centimetres.

I yield. Fair and square.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

would a costume like this sell for Halloween bro?

Stew

https://dudo6el28sqqp.cloudfront.net/gothamistgallery/2016/8/18/2bbbccbc4081816trumpstatueusq-11-jpg-mobile.jpeg

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

While out walking the dog this evening I came across this sign....

http://i.imgur.com/moSIVQR.jpg?1

Rum - Making America Great Again.

good thing it wasn't Red Rum bro.

Stew

 

[Bookishleigh]

good thing it wasn't Red Rum bro.

Stew

Danny isn't here right now, bro.

http://65.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdb9b5FsnN1rwtq2h.jpg

 

[deehere]

Sleeping With The Enemy is on. In overly tidy folks' bathrooms I always think of the towel straightening psycho.

That was a good movie Fata. That husband was creepy as fuck.

 

[thør]

Talk about creepy.....