The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

[thør]

Do I have to write a PM or can I just tell her here?

Dear Aquagal.

Did you hear about that guy Thør? Yeah I heard he kicks puppies and smokes around children. So wrong.

Love, Smiley.

Thank you for the recommendation.

 

[Lorilei]

Yeah, it came out this year. Dumb as hell. If you want to watch it, knock yourself out. Bring a book because the movie is that snooze worthy.

You'd be better off reading the labels of canned goods for all the entertaining this movie is.

I think I'll skip it.

 

[thør]

True story.



I don't know about all that biz but he did make me get dirty and there was lots of heavy breathing.

Ohhhhhh...I can hear the PMs flying!

True.

Aqua started out all nice and clean, but then, she morphed into a dirty girl.

Heavy breathing or not, she does not quit until the job is done!

 

[Lorilei]

Hey! we haven't heard from Rainy in a couple of days

I have, she's ok!

 

[thør]

I have, she's ok!

I heard the water's rising.

 

[Aquagal]

*perk*
Back door shenanigans???
Awww, false alarm!

Wait....I made a list?

(Most likely PM sender was self-proclaimed "Board Sheriff" Queerbait. A couple of folks here have forwarded me his PM "warnings" about me. Guess he thinks those darlin' hothouse flowers of womenhood need his "protection".)

Double false alarm!

No, it wasn't query and it didn't even have to do with who said it or the context. I decide for myself.

 

[silver gurl]

Beautiful fall day. Leaves are in full colors and it 70 degrees, windows are open with a nice breeze. Picture perfect.
Now, if it would just stay like this until American Thanksgiving.

 

[thør]

I have, she's ok!

Good!

 

[Wings]

Eyer, sweetums, honeybum, don't try to deny your love and affection for my double chin. It's okay, let the love flow through you. It's going to be alright.

Your love letter was very kind but alas, you're just too wussy for me, I like them battle-hardened and not in their mom's basement.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Hard_Rom]

I bet that had the cat wondering!

 

[Hard_Rom]

Eyer must be sporting a woody 4" long! Real women actually conversing with him... sort of.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Sleeping With The Enemy is on. In overly tidy folks' bathrooms I always think of the towel straightening psycho.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Beautiful fall day. Leaves are in full colors and it 70 degrees, windows are open with a nice breeze. Picture perfect.
Now, if it would just stay like this until American Thanksgiving.

Bludday Yanks! Refusing to assimilate.

That's 21C, girl.

 

[eyerlives]

Panties?

Well you can't mean me because I'm not wearing any. Fata, I think he means you.

Sort of irritating against all that chronic scabbing, eh?

Nevertheless...

You may be one of the most sexist homos on the GB, but you've never even come close to being a Blurt Bitch. In fact, really, the only solid connection you have to the Blurt Bitches and their Boys is you digging yapping with some of the same two-faced Bitches who get off paling around with their Boy who gets off telling another poster how he'll sexually assault his daughter - and that she'll like it...

...you know, Blurt Bitches who go ballistic when Donald Trump talks and grabs as he does, but who still cherish their own cuckold Boy as he does the exact same thing on this Board.

And, yeah, in this regard, I most definitely mean one of that human pieces of shit's most ardent supporters whom you just happen to mentioned...

Me? I've never been able to stand stanky twat.

You?

Well, I totally understand how you're probably used to it...

 

[Fata Morgana]

Like the cunt has been anywhere near adult twat in his life.

 

[eyerlives]

Eyer, sweetums, honeybum, don't try to deny your love and affection for my double chin. It's okay, let the love flow through you. It's going to be alright.

Your love letter was very kind but alas, you're just too wussy for me, I like them battle-hardened and not in their mom's basement.

So, so wannabe Donald Trumpesque.

 

[spacekowboy]

Like the cunt has been anywhere near adult twat in his life.

He prefers saplings.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Like the cunt has been anywhere near adult twat in his life.

he's afraid of the teeth bro!

Stew

 

[HarryHill]

gs is a homo? but I thought...

 

[girlsmiley]

Sleeping With The Enemy is on. In overly tidy folks' bathrooms I always think of the towel straightening psycho.

Oh wow. Is that the one with Julia Roberts? I think I remember that movie. The psycho dude.

Do you remember that program Eerie Indiana? Yossi, do you know it? It used to be on when I was a kid. Random blurt lol sorry.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Oh wow. Is that the one with Julia Roberts? I think I remember that movie. The psycho dude.

Do you remember that program Eerie Indiana? Yossi, do you know it? It used to be on when I was a kid. Random blurt lol sorry.

That's the one. She's just straightened the tins in the cupboard for the mad fuck.

Don't think I've heard of that one.

 

[Aquagal]

I think it was Sandra Bullock.

 

[eyerlives]

He prefers saplings.

You see, girlsmiley, how your Blurt Bitch's Boy obediently goes right to the underage stuff?

Beautiful, isn't it?

 

[Radiohead]

I've never been told to beware of Sean or lovetoread, but just taking names from the blurt litsters only I have been told to watch out for

Killswitch
Girlsmiley
Spacecowboy
pete
Rob
Cleaver

FFS peeps, it's like you think I can't discern for myself. Just because I respond in post in a thread doesn't mean there are back door shenanigans.

I'm just here to vote for backdoor shenanigans