The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

[Que]

SportsCenter needs to get rid of these Bubble-Headed Bimbos. They are getting as bad as Fox.

I'm pretty sure that the trend predates Fox.


"Bubble-headed, bleached blonde comes on at five; she can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye." Don Henley

 

[Que]

Find a Hammond M3, and GET A LESLIE!!!
http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/profile_mojo_data/2/7/4/9/274961/pics/_c428154_image_0.JPG

That looks exactly like the set-up Dad drug home one day in one of his Infamous horse trades.

 

[Noor]

As of this moment in time over 51% of the general board are non-Christians. Cool!

 

[lovetoread]

it amazes me to think that cause i do the whole fix macs for a living thing, that makes me unedumacated

darn this corp career that i have!

 

[Not Normal]

That looks exactly like the set-up Dad drug home one day in one of his Infamous horse trades.

I would have loved for my Dad to show up with that setup!

 

[Sean]

it amazes me to think that cause i do the whole fix macs for a living thing, that makes me unedumacated

darn this corp career that i have!

Take no notice, he's a moron.

 

[Sean]

i just tried to watch the american IT crowd pilot. that was a bad idea. it made me want to punch joel.

and i like joel. it's just his chris o'dowd impersonation was kinda shit.

happy fake labor day.

They're doing a yank version of The IT Crowd? Will the fuckers never learn?

 

[pointless]

They're doing a yank version of The IT Crowd? Will the fuckers never learn?

no, it's an old pilot. one that they sold, but then the network changed their minds.

thankfully.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xmjpk4_the-it-crowd-us-pilot_fun?GK_FACEBOOK_OG_HTML5=1

 

[MonaLittle]

I wish Wings and Mona were my neighbors.

This is the best thing I've read on Lit for...well, maybe ever.

So.Much.Fun

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm going to need to buy a decent pair of binoculars and move in up the street from this neighborhood.

 

[spacekowboy]

I edited a typo, but that typo was fantastic.

 

[Not Normal]

I'm going to need to buy a decent pair of binoculars and move in up the street from this neighborhood.

http://assets.inhabitat.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2014/04/1-ModFruGal-Tennesse-treehouse-built-for-15001.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

This guy's got it.

 

[Noor]

""Once a man like the sea I raged, once a woman like the earth I gave""

I got a small stereo and CD player from a neighbor, I am blasting the house! Well as blasting as it will go.

Next I am planning on hooking up my old stereo, that will be real blasting, Slug style

 

[silver gurl]

It is Labor Day. Why are the Jehovahs knocking?

 

[Noor]

It is Labor Day. Why are the Jehovahs knocking?

Holidays, not even their own birthdays, have no meaning to them?

"They do not celebrate religious holidays such as Christmas and Easter, nor do they observe birthdays, nationalistic holidays, or other celebrations they consider to honor people other than Jesus. They feel that these and many other customs have pagan origins or reflect a nationalistic or political spirit. Their position is that these traditional holidays reflect Satan's control over the world.[263][264][265] "
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah's_Witnesses

 

[silver gurl]

I don't answer the door. I hate being mean, as they seem like nice folks. Just caught up in a cult like religion.

 

[HarryHill]

""Once a man like the sea I raged, once a woman like the earth I gave""

I got a small stereo and CD player from a neighbor, I am blasting the house! Well as blasting as it will go.

Next I am planning on hooking up my old stereo, that will be real blasting, Slug style

..
Oh my

 

[Beco]

It is Labor Day. Why are the Jehovahs knocking?

If you give them just a little leeway, just a slight opening, they will keep knocking on the door time after time. Being nice with these guys aint the right approach

 

[HarryHill]

Holidays, not even their own birthdays, have no meaning to them?

"They do not celebrate religious holidays such as Christmas and Easter, nor do they observe birthdays, nationalistic holidays, or other celebrations they consider to honor people other than Jesus. They feel that these and many other customs have pagan origins or reflect a nationalistic or political spirit. Their position is that these traditional holidays reflect Satan's control over the world.[263][264][265] "
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovah's_Witnesses

..
except for elevating jesus to a God like position they are almost right, and a bloody nuisance

 

[lovetoread]

im mightily confused with the recruiting

if there are only so many seats on the ship, why are you trying to get more people to join up?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pollynova]

As of this moment in time over 51% of the general board are non-Christians. Cool!

I'm part of the uncool 49%

 

[pollynova]

If you call the local admin...um, church? Not sure the name of their place of worship and administration, for them and ask politely they will infact not knock on your door any more I am told. It's not ever been a problem for us. My sister in invites them in for tea, and chats with them, so much they eventually get bored of her

Kingdom Hall is what they call their churches.

 

[lovetoread]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/63469b273be3cc435836e56c61de8d7c/tumblr_od1p5nae4u1qz9bu3o1_1280.jpg