The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

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wore non-waterproof mascara today

napped
got woken up
watery eyed with yawns, rubbed my eyes, goes down to make coffee....

autistic son: what is that on your eyes?
me: what? *looks in mirror* oh, just my mascara where my eyes were watering
autistic son: good. i was going to say you shouldn't do your eye makeup like that again. it looks shit



*bites lip*

yep, just another day in butter's household
 
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And no I didn't get skunked. I did however drive all the way to the office only to find out that I did not have my office keys with me.
 
wore non-waterproof mascara today

napped
got woken up
watery eyed with yawns, rubbed my eyes, goes down to make coffee....

autistic son: what is that on your eyes?
me: what? *looks in mirror* oh, just my mascara where my eyes were watering
autistic son: good. i was going to say you shouldn't do your eye makeup like that again. it looks shit
*bites lip*
yep, just another day in butter's household
.. he thought you were going Goth :eek:
 
OMG! I could never have walked down an aisle with no music. I srsly do not like being the center of attn to begin with. And to have to do that in silence. No.Way. I think I would have carried my iPhone with my earbuds in. hahahaha!!

Congratulations to your sister! I am sure it was all lovely.

I HATED walking down the aisle. I thought I was going to pass out.
 
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Lol - it's where we met my parents for dinner this evening. My son likes it there because (1) bacon (2) that stupid table-top game (3) outdoor checkers. They like it because, well, they're old. ;)

But the elitist douche my friend was attempting to fix me up with had basically the same impression as you and then proceeded to comment on how parents who cave to the whims of only children are just creating spoiled monsters.
 
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