The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

[butters]

wore non-waterproof mascara today

napped
got woken up
watery eyed with yawns, rubbed my eyes, goes down to make coffee....

autistic son: what is that on your eyes?
me: what? *looks in mirror* oh, just my mascara where my eyes were watering
autistic son: good. i was going to say you shouldn't do your eye makeup like that again. it looks shit



*bites lip*

yep, just another day in butter's household

 

[MonaLittle]

Your gorgeous heart is probably my favorite thing about you.

Thank you, love. That means a lot to me.

 

[MonaLittle]

I need some carbs and a couple of good orgasms.

Word on this.

I like them juicy. Both of them.

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm right freaking here!

 

[spacekowboy]

And no I didn't get skunked. I did however drive all the way to the office only to find out that I did not have my office keys with me.

 

[MonaLittle]

I'm sorry I missed you and missed this.

 

[HarryHill]

wore non-waterproof mascara today

napped
got woken up
watery eyed with yawns, rubbed my eyes, goes down to make coffee....

autistic son: what is that on your eyes?
me: what? *looks in mirror* oh, just my mascara where my eyes were watering
autistic son: good. i was going to say you shouldn't do your eye makeup like that again. it looks shit
*bites lip*
yep, just another day in butter's household

.. he thought you were going Goth

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[butters]

.. he thought you were going Goth

lol, well considering it was more one eye than the other he could have been forgiven for thinking clockwork orange

Well, from the drama she is going through some reaction in her style might be expected.

oh, compared to what i went through with the psycho, this is small potatoes

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://media.giphy.com/media/l2QZWJKSePZG35Fsc/200w.gif

 

[MonaLittle]

That was good

 

[silver gurl]

OMG! I could never have walked down an aisle with no music. I srsly do not like being the center of attn to begin with. And to have to do that in silence. No.Way. I think I would have carried my iPhone with my earbuds in. hahahaha!!

Congratulations to your sister! I am sure it was all lovely.

I HATED walking down the aisle. I thought I was going to pass out.

 

[spacekowboy]

One of my all time favorite songs ever.

https://youtu.be/pDIQ7Otf1mw

And one my old band played pretty damn well, too.

 

[Saint Peter]

One of my all time favorite songs ever.

https://youtu.be/pDIQ7Otf1mw

And one my old band played pretty damn well, too.

What instrument?

 

[spacekowboy]

What instrument?

Bass geetar.


I'm going to get myself an organ here sometime soon and I'm gonna learn how to play like Gregg.

 

[MonaLittle]

Congratulations to your sister! I am sure it was all lovely.

I HATED walking down the aisle. I thought I was going to pass out.

Thank you. It was very nice. She was beautiful.

 

[spacekowboy]

When the fuck am I gonna learn?

 

[Bookishleigh]

When the fuck am I gonna learn?

I'm asking myself the same question (about me, not you).

 

[Disgustipated]

The closest Cracker Barrell is in Vegas.

 

[MonaLittle]

When the fuck am I gonna learn?

I'm asking myself the same question (about me, not you).

I am, as well. You'd think by now I'd have learned.

 

[MonaLittle]

The closest Cracker Barrell is in Vegas.

*Crapper Barrell

 

[Disgustipated]

Double ouch.

 

[Bookishleigh]

*Crapper Barrell

Lol - it's where we met my parents for dinner this evening. My son likes it there because (1) bacon (2) that stupid table-top game (3) outdoor checkers. They like it because, well, they're old.

But the elitist douche my friend was attempting to fix me up with had basically the same impression as you and then proceeded to comment on how parents who cave to the whims of only children are just creating spoiled monsters.

 

[Not Normal]

Bass geetar.


I'm going to get myself an organ here sometime soon and I'm gonna learn how to play like Gregg.

Find a Hammond M3, and GET A LESLIE!!!
http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/profile_mojo_data/2/7/4/9/274961/pics/_c428154_image_0.JPG

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

spiders with butterfly wings

why?

/end cringe sequence