The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Lancecastor]

Cincinnati. Hands down.

Is it just me, or is that even more graphically suggestive?

 

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[Lancecastor]

Whatever point is most distant from Intercourse. I imagine somewhere in Hawaii.

Newfoundland, actually.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f2/DildoNewfoundland.jpg/220px-DildoNewfoundland.jpg

 

[Aphro]

Tiny, impoverished, and blanketed with the odor of rotten fish.

That's a winner.

 

[pointless]

yep. cincinnati it is.

 

[Wife of Bath]

yep. cincinnati it is.

Hey hey hey... Let's not make this personal.

 

[pointless]

it's the home of 5/3rd bank, the corpse of marge schott and we can blame them for unleashing w on us. they deserve the hatred.

also, a nice, hot cleansing fire.

 

[silver gurl]

Just dropped off my fur buddy at the vet. ACL surgery time.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Just dropped off my fur buddy at the vet. ACL surgery time.

I hope everything goes smoothly.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

That dildo is pointing directly at Lance.

Should we be reading into that?

 

[pointless]

well, his name is lance.

 

[Sean]

Tiny, impoverished, and blanketed with the odor of rotten fish.

That's a winner.

Sounds like Grimsby.

 

[silver gurl]

I hope everything goes smoothly.

Thank you! Me too! I also hope I don't get a phone call, saying they need to do more extensive surgery. I hope he becomes pain free and heals quickly!

 

[Fata Morgana]

If I get it I want it Pro Choice Iso.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Normal, Il.

I've been to Normal as I passed thru Bloomington. Ain't nothing normal there!

Some of these threads, this one, have too many rules. I'm here to get unconfused but now I'm even confuseder!

 

[Fata Morgana]

I've been dealing with this bloke at work who's been on and off heroin for years. Really lovely when he's clean. Not vile when he isn't actually, but I've always said one day he'll be found dead in his flat of an overdose. He was found today, been dead for days apparently. Silly fucker.

Poor fella. Wish he'd kept his act together but it was always inevitable I guess. I feel right sad about him.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I've been dealing with this bloke at work who's been on and off heroin for years. Really lovely when he's clean. Not vile when he isn't actually, but I've always said one day he'll be found dead in his flat of an overdose. He was found today, been dead for days apparently. Silly fucker.

Poor fella. Wish he'd kept his act together but it was always inevitable I guess. I feel right sad about him.

I'm sorry for him, and for you.

 

[Jennifer]

Abortions for everyone. That's a great blurt.

 

[pointless]

i'm still pulling for aubrey plaza's cotton candy flavored vagina.

and yes, pun intended.

 

[richard_daily]

Abortions for everyone. That's a great blurt.

ABORTION PARTY!

 

[silver gurl]

I've been dealing with this bloke at work who's been on and off heroin for years. Really lovely when he's clean. Not vile when he isn't actually, but I've always said one day he'll be found dead in his flat of an overdose. He was found today, been dead for days apparently. Silly fucker.

Poor fella. Wish he'd kept his act together but it was always inevitable I guess. I feel right sad about him.

So sad. So sorry. Heroin is evil shit.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm sorry for him, and for you.

Oh bless but no need to feel sorry for me really. But I did have a soft spot for him. Years back he came in saying he'd got no money and was starving so I gave him money for a chip cob (not supposed to) and told him not to spend the fucker on drugs. He comes back half a hour later waving it in the air yelling my name and saying look I got chips not smack!

He did make me laugh.

 

[pointless]

what a shitty party that would be.

 

[Jennifer]

ABORTION PARTY!

Will you bring the metal buckets?

 

[Aglaopheme]

I've been dealing with this bloke at work who's been on and off heroin for years. Really lovely when he's clean. Not vile when he isn't actually, but I've always said one day he'll be found dead in his flat of an overdose. He was found today, been dead for days apparently. Silly fucker.

Poor fella. Wish he'd kept his act together but it was always inevitable I guess. I feel right sad about him.

So fucking sad.