The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[pensivepoet]

Why do milkshakes taste so good?

There, all fixed.

 

[Emerson40]

How creepy is that?
Middle-aged men lusting for 21-year olds.
(Zumi excluded, who's neither)

That certainly is the case for many men and women. But it all comes to the manner in which they express themselves (if your creep-detecting barometer is working well).

Poor Hashy. . Jealousy is such an ugly colour on you.

I strongly believe that there is someone out there, for everyone.

Shut your computer off, run a comb through that mop, and get out in the world. I'm sure you can find a Mr. Right, a fella with demons that play well with your demons, sees past the clown makeup and fake eyelashes, and accepts you as the desperate attention seeker you are.

Gosh darn it, kismet could play a part, and he could have a Mr Clean Magic Eraser, to wipe where you've scribbled your hurt, sorrow, and loneliness.

He's out there, best of luck.

 

[aella_345]

E50 or E83 (I can't remember what I'm calling you atm),

It's scary how well you know me. You see right through me and get straight to the truth.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

There, all fixed.

I wish what you wrote wasn't true.

 

[hashtag45]

E50 or E83 (I can't remember what I'm calling you atm),

It's scary how well you know me. You see right through me and get straight to the truth.

It's E83.
That's his IQ, as indicated by the restricted range of jokes that he keeps recycling, and by the narrow range of interests (people's genitals, how he decorated the house, and the typical "hehe I saw an Old Fat loser while dining at Tacco Bell".)

 

[evesdream]

This picture reminds me of someone here, but I'm not sure who. Someone cute and grumpy.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/93/f8/bb/93f8bb77c3564af898f399b30c72f5fd.jpg

 

[Smootg103]

It's E83.
That's his IQ, as indicated by the restricted range of jokes that he keeps recycling, and by the narrow range of interests (people's genitals, how he decorated the house, and the typical "hehe I saw an Old Fat loser while dining at Tacco Bell".)

You was at taco bell brah?

 

[gypsyTX]

Oh no, she's an actual meteorologist doing the weather.

Just down in another more...uhhh...enlightened country where they focus on other high-acumen skill sets!

http://cdn.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/yanet_garcia_8.jpg

http://k33.kn3.net/taringa/0/C/F/7/9/1/komoquieras/E98.gif.cover?

http://i.imgur.com/LOiK9hL.gif

Say it with me now...Yaaaaaaaaaahhhh~net...

Dear Lord. I'd start watching the weather report too if she was delivering it here. I'd even learn Spanish.

 

[Jennifer]

How creepy is that?
Middle-aged men lusting for 21-year olds.
(Zumi excluded, who's neither)

By creepy I assume that you mean normal?

Why do you try so hard to take a moral high road with things you know zero about?

 

[hashtag45]

By creepy I assume that you mean normal?

Why do you try so hard to take a moral high road with things you know zero about?

lool… You really didn't understand what that was all about. (who I was targetting and why)
Deja vu.

 

[Jennifer]

lool… You really didn't understand what that was all about. (who I was targetting and why)
Deja vu.

Indeed, like your autocorrect function, my crystal ball is broken.

 

[aella_345]

It's E83.
That's his IQ, as indicated by the restricted range of jokes that he keeps recycling, and by the narrow range of interests (people's genitals, how he decorated the house, and the typical "hehe I saw an Old Fat loser while dining at Tacco Bell".)

That's funny. I find his humour to be witty, timely, and clever.

 

[gypsyTX]

lool… You really didn't understand what that was all about. (who I was targetting and why)
Deja vu.

No one sane understands what you do and why. Well, beyond the obvious attention seeking.

 

[hashtag45]

That's funny. I find his humour to be witty, timely, and clever.

You surely do. Great minds are drawn to each other.

No one sane understands what you do and why. Well, beyond the obvious attention seeking.

I certainly caught Your attention. Wanna fvck?

 

[TwinkleStars]

You surely do. Great minds are drawn to each other.

I certainly caught Your attention. Wanna fvck?

http://rlv.zcache.ca/worlds_greatest_loser_classic_white_coffee_mug-r07872adc38e54845ac46e534eedbd760_x7jgr_8byvr_324.jpg

 

[hashtag45]

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[Emerson40]

Baby trees

http://40.media.tumblr.com/b3bbad5ea1b684d1a5d9cb5dd37dbda7/tumblr_o2wl14M25M1tlljfxo1_1280.jpg


The Tana Toraja tribe in Indonesia are known for their “Baby Trees.”

They follow a death ritual in which when a baby dies before teething, they are wrapped up in a cloth and placed inside a hole in the Baby Tree.
The hole is then sealed up with palm fibre so that the tree shall heal; they believe the child is then absorbed by nature.


Video describing the unique burial custom.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://www.dumbingofage.com/comics/2016-04-19-proxy.png

dat awhss...

 

[Noor]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/b3bbad5ea1b684d1a5d9cb5dd37dbda7/tumblr_o2wl14M25M1tlljfxo1_1280.jpg


The Tana Toraja tribe in Indonesia are known for their “Baby Trees.”

They follow a death ritual in which when a baby dies before teething, they are wrapped up in a cloth and placed inside a hole in the Baby Tree.
The hole is then sealed up with palm fibre so that the tree shall heal; they believe the child is then absorbed by nature.


Video describing the unique burial custom.

Interesting that they draw the line at teething.

 

[TwinkleStars]

∧∧∧
https://encrypted-tbn3.***********/...ULoIQcTlP1ucVgnJXOius6gBVV_t0U1F2RY1T8-aiaqts

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/83/0f/39/830f39149647dc7af99fc5bc714c4535.jpg​

 

[gypsyTX]

...I certainly caught Your attention....

And you think that's an achievement? You're in every bloody thread. Watching you is like watching a train wreck.

Wanna fvck?

Not you.

 

[hashtag45]

1.And you think that's an achievement? You're in every bloody thread. Watching you is like watching a train wreck.
2.Not you.

1.Interesting that you read the Political and more serious threads, since I mainly post in those, whereas you never do. And I saw your name up the board only in association with the "playground-type" threads (where I don't post).

2.Good that you made your intentions so clear.
Heard that boys? If that 21-year old weather girl is kidnapped and doesn't show up for the date with you oh so
alluring Don Juans,
GipsyX is ready to fill in.

 

[gypsyTX]

1.Interesting that you read the Political and more serious threads, since I mainly post in those, whereas you never do. And I saw your name up the board only in association with the "playground-type" threads (where I don't post).

2.Good that you made your intentions so clear.
Heard that boys? If that 21-year old weather girl is kidnapped and doesn't show up for the date with you oh so
alluring Don Juans,
GipsyX is ready to fill in.

The conclusion you deduced from my comments can be compared to this equation: 1+1=7.5173

Excellent job. Carry on.

 

[thør]

Thanks everyone.

I'm guessing they're going to be melted because they are fairly unusual especially to have such a large collection of matching pieces. They took everything with the exception of the cordials, plus a few other choice/heavy pieces. They were all in a locked case at the shop that was all locked up when someone discovered they were gone. Time for some sweeping changes at the shop.

Thieves aren't always that smart.

 

[Aquagal]

Even CGI and makeup can't prevent Barbara Hershey's face from looking like its melting.