The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Smootg103]

I'm sure he shaves his knuckles first.

He should try an wash his hair to brah!

 

[hashtag45]

He should try an wash his hair to brah!

lol… And wasn't that a Big clue, dumbass ?
That I didn't bother to wash or comb my hair because I don't give two straws about how I come across in this forum? Why should I get all "dolled up" for pathetic nutless "men" like you?

 

[HarryHill]

Dammit!! I hate when I get one of those floater things in my eye!

..
It's a hazard of 4/20 day, all that pollen

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Sanjeet]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/ed/ed2c518f583e31ddc6ca9ae1e0bbcb9f1dd9ecaefd9f213eb7ba0420f9608ead.jpg

 

[nerfhearder]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/ed/ed2c518f583e31ddc6ca9ae1e0bbcb9f1dd9ecaefd9f213eb7ba0420f9608ead.jpg

Maybe try decaffeinated.

 

[ryan8558]

That's the 1st sign of a stroke.... Or glaucoma.... Or floaties..

I can't be sure.. I'm not a doctor.

..
It's a hazard of 4/20 day, all that pollen

According to this

http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/eye-floaters/basics/definition/con-20033061

I'm getting old. Of course, I already knew that.

 

[juttjaw]

According to this

http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/eye-floaters/basics/definition/con-20033061

I'm getting old. Of course, I already knew that.

Huh, so I was right.. The Mayo just didn't use the word "stroke"...

Fucking alarmists.

 

[Jennifer]

Going to see Silversun Pickups tonight in my home venue. Can't beat that.

Panic Switch

I really want to like them so badly. But I just can't.

 

[Jennifer]

You just seemed happy about euthanasia.
This is the gb, nothing shocks me, anymore.
Sorry bout your dog.

I owe you an apology. I was neck deep in despair and wine. I am sorry.

I haven't been myself lately. I'm not sure if that is a good or bad thing.

 

[Lyricalli]

lol… And wasn't that a Big clue, dumbass ?
That I didn't bother to wash or comb my hair because I don't give two straws about how I come across in this forum? Why should I get all "dolled up" for pathetic nutless "men" like you?

True, most people write jibberish on their foreheads and post their picture to a forum to show how much they just don't care.

 

[ryan8558]

Just had a thought.

Where's Miss Yossi?

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Lorilei]

I have been thinking there are too many people not about. Besides yossi, jezzi has been away a long while, sinny is not about. Gypsy is popping in but not enough. I had a little list. ( but it was a good list).

Bluebell and Mona, too.

 

[juttjaw]

I really want to like them so badly. But I just can't.

I emphatically concur.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Disgustipated]

Bluebell and Mona, too.

Bluey and Mona were both on recently and Mona is on the Insta lately.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[hashtag45]

True, most people write jibberish on their foreheads and post their picture to a forum to show how much they just don't care.

No, enabling dummy.
Most people who get stalked over months and months by your besties, with disgusting posts and pics., under the pretext that she's "a female impersonator",
- would post publicly a pic. that shows, without a doubt, that she's a "she",

That would inflict a trace of embarassment in enablers like you, or at least set some limits on their behaviors (since you lovely people don't want to be perceived as assholes by the normal Blurt posters).

And the greasy and tangled hair was a bonus for you enabling dummies. Something to get off while thinking of me hehe.

 

[pensivepoet]

I owe you an apology. I was neck deep in despair and wine. I am sorry.

I haven't been myself lately. I'm not sure if that is a good or bad thing.

Nope, twas my bad.
I was in a foul mood and looking to use it.
My comment was ugly and insensitive.
Sorry.
Moving on,....
fuck! I shouldn't have waded through the Houston flood.
Now my feet have an itchy nasty rash.
God only knows what was in that water.

 

[Lorilei]

Bluey and Mona were both on recently and Mona is on the Insta lately.

I missed Bluey! And I see Mona elsewhere also, but still like seeing her here.

 

[pensivepoet]

No, enabling dummy.
Most people who get stalked over months and months by your besties, with disgusting posts and pics., under the pretext that she's "a female impersonator",
- would post publicly a pic. that shows, without a doubt, that she's a "she",

That would inflict a trace of embarassment in enablers like you, or at least set some limits on their behaviors (since you lovely people don't want to be perceived as assholes by the normal Blurt posters).

And the greasy and tangled hair was a bonus for you enabling dummies. Something to get off while thinking of me hehe.

I actually liked the hair.
The Mike Tyson forehead tatoo, not so much.

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/12990870_10154102087139110_7011389030580518511_n.jpg?oh=b8776f90db59b3e1d6d8076fd1df7d4a&oe=57742526

 

[hashtag45]

I actually liked the hair.
The Mike Tyson forehead tatoo, not so much.

I'll send you a pic. With my 'real' hair then,

 

[ryan8558]

Nope, twas my bad.
I was in a foul mood and looking to use it.
My comment was ugly and insensitive.
Sorry.
Moving on,....
fuck! I shouldn't have waded through the Houston flood.
Now my feet have an itchy nasty rash.
God only knows what was in that water.

Dude, if you were in over your waist, you're extremely lucky you don't have an itchy nasty rash on your dick.