The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[pensivepoet]

Umm, because I enjoy murdering dogs that I have had for over 13 years. I think it's really fun for the children to experience things like this.

Are you fucking kidding me??

You just seemed happy about euthanasia.
This is the gb, nothing shocks me, anymore.
Sorry bout your dog.

 

[Jennifer]

You just seemed happy about euthanasia.
This is the gb, nothing shocks me, anymore.
Sorry bout your dog.

I am happy about euthanasia for certain humans that deserve it. Not so much for my loyal companion of almost 14 years.

 

[gypsyTX]

Putting my dog down on Monday at 2030. I hope there isn't blood all over the place.

Yay! for euthanasia.

I'm so sorry.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I really thought losing my mind was going to be more fun.

Alcohol dulls the incessant shrieking.

Or so I've heard.

 

[Lyricalli]

Be careful what you ask for. I'm about to look up some of the creepy/weird/total wacko pics I use to torture the family and send them to y'all.

 

[Wings]

Alcohol dulls the incessant shrieking.

Or so I've heard.

Working on it. My hot toddy is mostly brandy tonight.

 

[Lyricalli]

Putting my dog down on Monday at 2030. I hope there isn't blood all over the place.

Yay! for euthanasia.

I'm so sorry. It's never easy, even when you know it's the right thing to do.

 

[doctor_insanus]

"My dick was in Mr. Frosty's ice hole."

Bloody sodomite.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I am reassured by the imperfections.
Why do people have a sense that detects the uncanny ?

 

[gypsyTX]

Cripes
I finally made a list~and it's a good one!

The list is most definitely good. The rewards not so much.

As I said, "Yes, please."

Don't say I didn't warn you.

 

[neci]

I am happy about euthanasia for certain humans that deserve it. Not so much for my loyal companion of almost 14 years.

may you enjoy your last days together.

 

[Lyricalli]

The list is most definitely good. The rewards not so much.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

I think the list and the rewards are pretty damned good.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I am happy about euthanasia for certain humans that deserve it. Not so much for my loyal companion of almost 14 years.

So sorry Jennifer.

 

[Emerson40]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_o47l8rARyN1ru67qro1_1280_zpsejve5igi.jpg

Hmm. So that's what he looks like with his hair combed and that illegible Sharpie scribble off his head.

 

[neci]

he fucked a grater?!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Hmm. So that's what he looks like with his hair combed and that illegible Sharpie scribble off his head.

Ha! Too funny.

 

[Aphro]

Every time I see the word "gnostic" my mind is automatically changing it to gnocchi.

Mmmmm, gnocchi.

Let's make that the new GB go-to word.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Every time I see the word "gnostic" my mind is automatically changing it to gnocchi.

Mmmmm, gnocchi.

Let's make that the new GB go-to word.

Mine does as well. My mother used to make the best gnocchi.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Well, hell.

 

[doctor_insanus]

he fucked a grater?!

In the ice hole.

 

[doowdniw]

Mine does as well. My mother used to make the best gnocchi.

Paesanos on the river walk in San Antionio makes a killer Osso Buco with pancetta gnocchi.

 

[Noor]

Putting my dog down on Monday at 2030. I hope there isn't blood all over the place.

Yay! for euthanasia.

Sorry

 

[Noor]

What a difference 24 hrs makes.
Last night was really rough and almost ended up in the ER.
Tonight I glanced at cherry blossoms, walked around a lake and hung out with friends.
I ate food too, and didn't react.

 

[1HF]

Big air hugs to Jennifer.

I could really use some snuggles tonight. I need a distraction from pain.

 

[TwinkleStars]

What is 'hotle'?