The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Sean]

Well fuck me giddy. All these years I thought it was Falcon Eddie and it's Falconetti.

Ha! Me too, for years.

 

[trysail]

In a battle of wits, he was always unarmed.


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[hashtag45]

Well fuck me giddy. All these years I thought it was Falcon Eddie and it's Falconetti.

Ha! Me too, for years.

lol...

 

[Fata Morgana]

Ha! Me too, for years.

I'm shocked. It's like I've been living a lie all this time.

 

[Lyricalli]

I didn't mention sandwiches.

But yes, I like shaved turkey on wheat with cheddar melted on top. And I'm only institutionalized on odd days.

If you have as many odd days as I do...

 

[ElizabethWest]

If you have as many odd days as I do...

I work at an institution. They frequently want to keep me.

 

[Lyricalli]

So you guys switched me from being AJ or BB's dingleberry, to being one of Lance's. So flattering…

They aren't mutually exclusive. You're enough dingleberry to go around.

 

[Lyricalli]

I work at an institution. They frequently want to keep me.

Well, you're delightful! Who can blame them, really?

 

[lovetoread]

I's tired. Someone come take care of me.

 

[Wings]

I really thought losing my mind was going to be more fun.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Well, you're delightful! Who can blame them, really?

Aw shucks.

I work on the dementia ward. I think there's a bed open for me.

 

[Saint Peter]

"Working here is like being on acid. I wake up sober. Have some coffee. Drive to work. On my way through the front door BAM! I am tripping my ass off. People do not make sense. The drapes are breathing. My heart rate goes way up. Everything is distorted.

Then at the end of the day I walk out the door and reality is normal again."

I think he is right.

 

[neci]

I really thought losing my mind was going to be more fun.

it's actually quite frightening, once you realize it.

 

[Wings]

it's actually quite frightening, once you realize it.

I'm to the point where I might welcome oblivion.

 

[Disgustipated]

I think he is right.

I'm with you on this.

 

[neci]

I'm to the point where I might welcome oblivion.

there is bliss in oblivion.

 

[Wings]

there is bliss in oblivion.

That's what I hear.



Mostly from the voices in my head.

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Netflix,

Please do not go out of business until I finish watching American Horror Story.

Love,
Pete

 

[Wings]

Have you watched Daredevil yet?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Netflix,

Please do not go out of business until I finish watching American Horror Story.

Love,
Pete

I can't believe how good Gaga was in that.

 

[lovetoread]

I am dying for for the next season of Jessica Jones.

 

[Saint Peter]

I can't believe how good Gaga was in that.

I am really enjoying all of it.

 

[Wings]

I am dying for for the next season of Jessica Jones.

I agree! Loved it.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

It's not so often I feel really focused hatred in my blood and bones but I am feeling it right now. I am sure I'll calm down in a few hours, but....I wish G were here tonight. . I don't like feeling this way.

Do you need me to punch a cunt in the throat?