The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[butters]

Somebody Up There Likes Me (2012)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2014346/

Another reason we're so compatible, curry's in the marinade

Trying to get work done at the office after having my eyes dilated is laughable.

https://d.justpo.st/media/images/2013/10/47e7ee299d6705b39a4e8a078586dcb5.jpg

I had to wade through some nasty near chest deep water today.
Two Mexicans watching me from a platform pointed out a snake swimming 20ft to my right.
But by that point, no snake in his right mind would've messed with me.
What a day.

omg, you need a hot shower, hot food, and a hot fata

He's what's being swept up by the broom, is more like it.



Inclined to agree with you now. He douched out big time. However, I'd be lying if I didn't say that this is a certified classic:

http://10-themes.com/data_images/wallpapers/3/299759-above-the-law.jpg

The Japanese poster is even better:

http://images.moviepostershop.com/above-the-law-movie-poster-1988-1020516423.jpg

not seen that one. and that's the problem, the second i see his name i can't bear to watch the film

What??? Under Siege has both Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey as baddies, how can you not watch that?

saw it. once was more than enough. tommy lee jones is always watchable.

 

[Wings]

Is there such a thing as too tight? Asking for a friend, a friend whose husband keeps winding up with a raw dick after an hour session.

 

[Saint Peter]

No.

...

 

[Wings]

What a pussy then.

 

[Saint Peter]

I read somewhere you need to warm those things up first.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Ohh look the beer and taco fairy stopped by.....guess it's time to party!

 

[Aglaopheme]

https://d.justpo.st/media/images/2013/10/47e7ee299d6705b39a4e8a078586dcb5.jpg

That's about it.

 

[butters]

That's about it.

you looked truly spaced out got a pic somewhere of my youngest after getting his eyes examined... there was virtually no iris, all pupil

 

[butters]

aha! Gotham!

byeeee

 

[Aglaopheme]

you looked truly spaced out got a pic somewhere of my youngest after getting his eyes examined... there was virtually no iris, all pupil

Ha! Mine were like that. I can almost kind of see now, but not well enough to do any work before my board meeting. I'm really busted up about it.

 

[Saint Peter]

The Taco Fairy has red hair??

 

[Aglaopheme]

The Taco Fairy has red hair??

Have you been drinking out of the cat's water dish?

 

[Saint Peter]

Have you been drinking out of the cat's water dish?

No.


Well, just a sip or two.

 

[Sean]

Dishrag started a company to fight online bullying?

http://nymag.com/following/2016/04/how-social-autopsy-fell-for-gamergate-trutherism.html

 

[pensivepoet]

You can tell your grandchildren you survived Houston's rainiest day ever.

Just barely.
I had to get from Cleveland (tx) to near Concord Bridge.
Not possible, but somehow, after 7 hrs and a lot of trail breaking, I got there.
I drove down streets that were lakes with whitecaps.
The place I was going to was closed cuz of the flood.
But the 3 guys who were there were so impressed they unloaded me. Trouble is the place was surrounded by 4 ft of nasty ass water.
I got some great pics, but I wish I had just stayed in bed.
Houston was not prepared for this.

 

[Aglaopheme]

No.


Well, just a sip or two.

You'll be just fine in about 8 hours or so.

Dishrag started a company to fight online bullying?

http://nymag.com/following/2016/04/how-social-autopsy-fell-for-gamergate-trutherism.html

Ha!

 

[Wings]

I read somewhere you need to warm those things up first.

Properly warmed and primed.

 

[Noor]

http://c.shld.net/rpx/i/s/i/spin/image/spin_prod_1261034612?hei=333&wid=333&op_sharpen=1

Nice! Are they still available?

 

[Jennifer]

I can actually feel my heart breaking. It starts in my brain, works down to my clenched jaw, and stomps the fuck out of my heart.

 

[Wings]

Nice! Are they still available?

I bought mine at Target or Jo Ann's

 

[Saint Peter]

Nice! Are they still available?

They are all over online. On closeout at the small grocery store near my home!

 

[ElizabethWest]

I can actually feel my heart breaking. It starts in my brain, works down to my clenched jaw, and stomps the fuck out of my heart.

Do I need to bitch-slap someone?

 

[Noor]

I can actually feel my heart breaking. It starts in my brain, works down to my clenched jaw, and stomps the fuck out of my heart.

Does it feel like it's tearing?

 

[Noor]

I bought mine at Target or Jo Ann's

They are all over online. On closeout at the small grocery store near my home!

Thanks!

 

[hashtag45]

OK.
This is a picture of me taken today.
I already posted two pictures of my cleavage with dates ( one of which even had the name of my anal sex - obsessed stalker) a couple of months ago.

I'm hopeful that this attempt would stop the "Dishrag is a perverted female impersonator that makes me vomit" nonsense, or the "Hashtag is a Que or KK alt."
Or at least that it would stop a few of you from encouraging the graphic and disgusting pics. and posts that my two trolls keep harassing me with.

My previous pic. only got me "fat-shaming" ridicule from the likes of Richard Daily and such, and they didn't stop the harassment. If you guys (and you know who I'm referring to) decide to continue in a similar line ….. well, I'd rather not articulate what I think of you all.