The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[pointless]

i wasn't in the mood for creep, either. perhaps i should just masturbate again.

 

[Emerson40]

My oh my, histrionics are running high today with that fella.

Attention could not be sought any harder.

 

[Saint Peter]

My arms are bright red. I should have used sunscreen.

Lady ToastyBits!!

 

[hashtag45]

My oh my, histrionics are running high today with that fella.
Attention could not be sought any harder.

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Had cyber-sex with KK. Well known fact.
Besides the fact that he's a "tranny"-stalker/harasser here, on the GB + a former regular of a certain gay site, according to two GB posters.

 

[pointless]

i'm still fish belly white. it makes me sad. stupid northern european heritage.

 

[Smootg103]

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Had cyber-sex with KK.
Well known fact.

^^ female impersonator who giggles wit racists brah.

 

[Lorilei]

A thousand pardons, m'lady, I of course meant "lairdship".

So you just got the title but not the land? Just like Zsa Zsa's husband?

'Zactly.

 

[lovetoread]

So when do you get a tiara?

 

[pointless]

fuck it. i'll go with mr. right. it got crap reviews, but it also has anna kendrick. sadly, not exactly an uncommon combo at this point, but fuck it. it's either this or mow the lawn and i still haven't changed the oil on that fucker so fucked that.

 

[Lorilei]

So when do you get a tiara?

I've been wondering the same thing! I keep checking the package box, but nothing so far.

 

[pointless]

twenty minutes in and i understand the bad reviews. still want to fuck her, though.

 

[pensivepoet]

fuck it. i'll go with mr. right. it got crap reviews, but it also has anna kendrick. sadly, not exactly an uncommon combo at this point, but fuck it. it's either this or mow the lawn and i still haven't changed the oil on that fucker so fucked that.

That's my formula on Jenn Aniston movies.
They all suck but I still want to fuck her.

 

[Disgustipated]

twenty minutes in and i understand the bad reviews. still want to fuck her, though.

I enjoyed that flick. And she's fucking beautiful.

 

[Noor]

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Had cyber-sex with KK. Well known fact.
Besides the fact that he's a "tranny"-stalker/harasser here, on the GB + a former regular of a certain gay site, according to two GB posters.

1) so what?

2) I have been here a long time and this is the first I have hear of this.

3) Those two GB posters maybe pulling your leg to see what you would do.

 

[hashtag45]

1) so what?

2) I have been here a long time and this is the first I have hear of this.

3) Those two GB posters maybe pulling your leg to see what you would do.

You're among the few female Blurt thread regulars that I respect. But I still dare to challenge you on this:

- highly likely that the GB doods are more likely to gossip and "gloat" behind doors among Themselves -and not with women- about their sexual "contests". And trust me, I know : I grew up with such douches (my male cousins and some of their friends).
Moreover, they bragged about their liaisons with KK Before "she" came out as a dude.
- how likely would You have been to visit a gay website, in order to get "dirt" on a douchebag? Only a guy would do that.

And I might look like the meannest person on Earth to you guys, but trust me: the Emerson fella had it all coming and deserve spilling the beans. After months and months of daily retarded or sleazy stalking on his part.

And this is only the beginning on my part.

 

[Noor]

As a woman, I have only ever heard men try to win an argument with this line.

Much of what hash writes seem that way. Since when do woman care if guys are transexual?

 

[Jennifer]

Yawn. Get new material.

 

[pointless]

I enjoyed that flick. And she's fucking beautiful.

it's like that shitty movie with bella boredom and jesse eisenberg, american ultra. it really wants to be fun, but it's not quite pulling it off. like a comic book you read when you were 13 and thought was crazy awesome, but then you grew up read it again and realized it was neat and everything, but amateurish, juvenile and kinda half baked.

 

[hashtag45]

Much of what hash writes seem that way. Since when do woman care if guys are transexual?

Since they've been chasing my hairy butt like two big homos in heat.

 

[Noor]

You're among the few female Blurt thread regulars that I respect. But I still dare to challenge you on this:

- highly likely that the GB doods are more likely to gossip and "gloat" behind doors among Themselves -and not with women- about their sexual "contests". And trust me, I know : I grew up with such douches (my male cousins and some of their friends).
Moreover, they bragged about their liaisons with KK Before "she" came out as a dude.
- how likely would You have been to visit a gay website, in order to get "dirt" on a douchebag? Only a guy would do that.

And I might look like the meannest person on Earth to you guys, but trust me: the Emerson fella had it all coming and deserve spilling the beans. After months and months of daily retarded or sleazy stalking on his part.

And this is only the beginning on my part.

Much of what hash writes seem that way. Since when do woman care if guys are transexual?

Maybe it is cultural to the US, or my subculture, not to be concerned about these things?

 

[lovetoread]

Much of what hash writes seem that way. Since when do woman care if guys are transexual?

Another symptom of not knowing how to act feminine.

 

[hashtag45]

Maybe it is cultural to the US, or my subculture, not to be concerned about these things?

Double standards Noor, tss tsss.

How come you never intervened when SaintPeter and Emerson behaved in a fraction of the way in which I behaved here? And they did it heaps of times, A Lot more than I did, right under your nose.

But I'll leave it to that, because You are different from some of the other gals here,and I don't want to push this discussion too far.

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[Brollyanna]

The softness... *sighs*

 

[pointless]

That's my formula on Jenn Aniston movies.
They all suck but I still want to fuck her.

jennifer is great as a girlfriend, but that's it really. that reads mean, but it's true.

also, she picks a lot of mediocre crap to be in. most of her movies that i've liked i only really liked them once. that's not good. rewatchability matters, damnit.

though, the mere thought of her banging lindsay sloane as the credits rolled on horrible bosses 2 almost made that movie worth it.

almost.



again, almost.

 

[Sean]

Moreover, they bragged about their liaisons with KK Before "she" came out as a dude.

Why do you lie so much, Dishrag?