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He gets constipated and he ends up giving a blowjob to his dog?
Figures.
My dog.
Whew. Was worried you'd gone gay.
A quickfrom the good little witch.
Sorry, no.
I do not have the wardrobe for it.
Oh yes you are (that's pretty obvious to almost everyone, isn't it? *chuckle). You just need a gentle push, to get the stones to admit it.Sorry, no.
I do not have the wardrobe for it.
I'll let you borrow some of my clothes.
Oh yes you are (that's pretty obvious to almost everyone, isn't it? *chuckle). You just need a gentle push, to get the stones to admit it.
See, Petey? Yet another proof that I was right:
Most of the guys make fun of you, and the Blurt gals jump to your defense and get all mateenal on you…
You mean I defecate on our notorious macho tranny-lover? Sorry Petey, my bad.Actually, I have come to the conclusion the very second you decided to type your defecation on this sight that, you are a loser. A credit you owe solely to yourself, not Pete.
You mean I defecate on our notorious lovely tranny-lover? Sorry Petey, my bad.
But Petey, you can still try your luck with Emerson (the other upstanding Blurt "macho man" *chuckle*)
You wipe your ass with that brain or were you born a shit-head? Please stop 'trying' to think of witty comebacks. You look more like a loser with each post you make.
Never mind. It is pointless to say anything to you. You just twist everyone's typed words to suit you're own infinitesimal ego. Tell your mommy to change your pampers, little boy.
Even your yoga pants?
Sure, come on over when you are done poking the stupid dude.
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Sure, come on over when you are done poking the stupid dude.
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Hash always makes me vomit. Never liked it.
Hash always makes me vomit. Never liked it.
Full of fat and no taste.
I am sitting here smiling that he decided to bring you into the "Blurt Gals" club.
It was an (ongoing) attempt to attack me. Sorry that you got brought into it.
Full of fat and no taste.
I am sitting here smiling that he decided to bring you into the "Blurt Gals" club.
It was an (ongoing) attempt to attack me. Sorry that you got brought into it.
