The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[smoothg103rd]

Aye Fata, thought I told u to hang yourself.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Aye Fata, thought I told u to hang yourself.

Ole Pencil Dick is back.

 

[Saint Peter]

Ole Pencil Dick is back.

I never know which one of them is the original and which ones are alts.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I never know which one of them is the original and which ones are alts.

The original is dull and full of shit.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Ole Pencil Dick is back.

Heavy Dick. Thank you

 

[Saint Peter]

The original is dull and full of shit.

Yeah. But how do you tell them apart? One is a stinky turd and the others are stinky turds?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Yeah. But how do you tell them apart? One is a stinky turd and the others are stinky turds?

The one that's dropping dick in ya mother is the original.

 

[Saint Peter]

Yeah. But how do you tell them apart? One is a stinky turd and the others are stinky turds?

The one that's dropping dick in ya mother is the original.

Oh yeah.

The mama jokes.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Heavy Dick. Thank you

I've had heavier periods.

 

[pete]

Oh yeah.

The mama jokes.

good times

 

[Que]

I never know which one of them is the original and which ones are alts.

The ones with the stepin fetchit voicing reflecting Rob's racist Georgia roots are the fake ones.

Even if a person does pronounce that as "dat" no one spells out their own pronounciations.

 

[OralDave]

We had some impressive hail yesterday. But it's been very odd. I enjoy thoroughly four season climates, and this year this place has not offered it. I'm cold today, but not 'winter' cold, just grey, wet England cold. ( I am under a duvet with a hot water bottle, and a cat, while the other cat is helping G feed the dogs).

Snow here. Than rain, after that it all melts. Then it snows again. We're had more snow in the last 18 days than we had all winter.

Not "winter cold" here either. More spring wet pneumonia cold. Under the duvet with a hot water bottle? That almost sounds sexy. Keep warm!

 

[Saint Peter]

The ones with the stepin fetchit voicing reflecting Rob's racist Georgia roots are the fake ones.

Even if a person does pronounce that as "dat" no one spells out their own pronounciations.

They are all boring and tedious.

 

[Lancecastor]

Heavy Dick. Thank you

HeavyStick?

 

[smoothg103rd]

I've had heavier periods.

That enteral dry snatch of yours probably only get wet during one of your periods.

 

[smoothg103rd]

good times

SuperSaveAHo what it do?

 

[Emerson40]

I never know which one of them is the original and which ones are alts.

The original, when not in high school:


http://49.media.tumblr.com/668b9e92a5e382233034ffca56b976b9/tumblr_ms5ll7EEkl1qkd8xuo1_400.gif

http://49.media.tumblr.com/1f5360f782de4ed5dd05b26310e06390/tumblr_ms5ll7EEkl1qkd8xuo3_400.gif

http://45.media.tumblr.com/b0ffb752170755621e6c928c35729cf1/tumblr_ms5ll7EEkl1qkd8xuo2_400.gif

 

[smoothg103rd]

HeavyStick?

You can call it that.

 

[MsSmoothG]

The ones with the stepin fetchit voicing reflecting Rob's racist Georgia roots are the fake ones.

Even if a person does pronounce that as "dat" no one spells out their own pronounciations.

This mofo real careful in how he talk as smootswitch. He a expert lmfaoo

 

[MsSmoothG]

You can call it that.

Anyone who seen it would not call it that. Real talk smoot. Mens who talk about how big they dick is always have the tiny dicks. Ain't you know that?

 

[Fata Morgana]

That enteral dry snatch of yours probably only get wet during one of your periods.

Enteral?

 

[Disgustipated]

You can call it that.

Lance probably would considering what he has for comparison.

 

[Lancecastor]

Lance probably would considering what he has for comparison.

And you'd compare against those you've had.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Anyone who seen it would not call it that. Real talk smoot. Mens who talk about how big they dick is always have the tiny dicks. Ain't you know that?

Nah. I don't bbygirl.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Enteral?

Whatever the fuck the word is.