The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[neci]

saturday nights are for dancing.

 

[digitalia]

Just stop acting like him.

Easy peasy.

You must tell me about this god of yours you claim I act like.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Do you run an antique shop or something?

I am. That's not my shop in the photo nor are my chairs black.

 

[Mrtenant]

That fuckin asshole drives like fuckin shit, I'm perfect of course

 

[Que]

I can only conclude the GB is providing the negative attention as a compassionate service. It lives to be important enough to be trolled. If ever the axiom "fon't feed it" applied...

 

[juttjaw]

Why cant I make a fucking stupid dumb biscuit!?!?!?!?

I can cook you a full course French meal... but if it calls for a fucking biscuit??

You're fucked.. Just bring your own hockey puck.

 

[Que]

Why cant I make a fucking stupid dumb biscuit!?!?!?!?

I can cook you a full course French meal... but if it calls for a fucking biscuit??

You're fucked.. Just bring your own hockey puck.

Over-kneeding, maybe?

With biscuits, less is more.

 

[digitalia]

Why cant I make a fucking stupid dumb biscuit!?!?!?!?

I can cook you a full course French meal... but if it calls for a fucking biscuit??

You're fucked.. Just bring your own hockey puck.

:mad:

Sometimes, the answer is closer than we see...

 

[neci]

Why cant I make a fucking stupid dumb biscuit!?!?!?!?

I can cook you a full course French meal... but if it calls for a fucking biscuit??

You're fucked.. Just bring your own hockey puck.

baking soda?

butter?

grain.

salt.

 

[juttjaw]

ive used less baking soda..

ive not kneaded to the point it pours out on the board....

IVE USED COPIOUS AMOUTS OF BUTTER!!!


I can make a very fine french loaf.. or a fantastic cinnamon roll... Or a great parker house roll..

I just cant master the stupid quick bread made in everything from a sheet pan to a fucking coffee can.

 

[Bacigalupo]

Milk?

Oil?

 

[juttjaw]

Milk?

Oil?

Oil in biscuits??

SACRILEGIOUS!!

 

[Que]

ive used less baking soda..

ive not kneaded to the point it pours out on the board....

IVE USED COPIOUS AMOUTS OF BUTTER!!!


I can make a very fine french loaf.. or a fantastic cinnamon roll... Or a great parker house roll..

I just cant master the stupid quick bread made in everything from a sheet pan to a fucking coffee can.

Well that's your trouble. Not baking soda, you need baking powder.

 

[Bacigalupo]

You can totally do oil in biscuits. If you haven't the shortening, or you want to speed things up a bit. Bam!

 

[Noor]

That was a very different gala fundraiser.
The smashing things part looked fun. The clown makeover did also.
Almost all the noses on offer were penis, cervix, or uterus shaped.
We thought about getting our cards read, but the wait was too long.
We didn't stay long.

 

[Noor]

saturday nights are for dancing.

Hmm, none of those clowns were dancing.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Fuck everything

 

[silver gurl]

Never had a problem with biscuits but bread is a hit or miss.

Having a darn flare up, I wish this weather would be stable

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/72347cc5ea83628240a9327be5163ac0/tumblr_nw8cufC0hF1uw8b1oo1_500.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

You must tell me about this god of yours you claim I act like.

You must explain what god you please by typing fvck instead of fuck.

 

[Saint Peter]

I like the Butt Merit Badge.

 

[lovetoread]

I cant breathe, the lips are chapped, the throat hurts, and I am running a fever.

I am totally bringing sexy back today.

 

[Saint Peter]

The sun is out today.

Only time will tell if the plants will survive the cold snap.

 

[butters]

I cant breathe, the lips are chapped, the throat hurts, and I am running a fever.

I am totally bringing sexy back today.

get well soon flowers >>

The sun is out today.

Only time will tell if the plants will survive the cold snap.

the sun's occluded by heavy grey. wind's half-hearted but chilly. the weeds get to live another day.

 

[Saint Peter]

I want lamps that are not for sale.