The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Lyricalli]

I just saw the commercial... I have never worked on a dock.

I completely misread that at first.

 

[pensivepoet]

I had to google that

I can't pronounce it.

 

[cleaver]

the isolated ouroboros

 

[Noor]

Shoes, I could go on a shoe rant. How many pairs of shoes do I have to try on and/or buy to find one decent pair of shoes?

 

[removed9556]

 

[Que]

So broken after last night. How is it possible for a quarter-grown thing to have so much strength, rage, and willpower?

My theory is that everyone's soul generates the same level of energy. Small bodies don't have room for the excess.

 

[phantom4533]

So broken after last night. How is it possible for a quarter-grown thing to have so much strength, rage, and willpower?

Sugar high?

 

[phantom4533]

Did you try a taser? We used to keep one right next to the syrup of ipecac.

 

[butters]

it's rainy and windy and i have to go out. can't be doing with brollies in the wind.

 

[butters]

So broken after last night. How is it possible for a quarter-grown thing to have so much strength, rage, and willpower?

they have no social restrictions to hold it back so go full-bore. neither have they learned coping strategies to manage the tsunami of emotions unleashed.

they (mostly) grow out of it

 

[NHKitty]

Happy Tartan Day!!

 

[removed9556]

 

[Miasorrow]

Yes, Justine Roberts put it superbly recently:

See? You had the answer there all along..

Also blame his genes..you are his father...

 

[removed9556]

 

[Lancecastor]

Quite. My persona here is clearly that of the shrieking toddler.

Sure, blame his mother.

What a bitch!

 

[Miasorrow]

Quite. My persona here is clearly that of the shrieking toddler.

I would like to have that recorded please.

I mean the shriek.

 

[RobDownSouth]

So broken after last night. How is it possible for a quarter-grown thing to have so much strength, rage, and willpower?

You knew, or should have known, the inherent risk in attempting to serve your young child brussels sprouts.

Think of this as a learning experience.

 

[Aglaopheme]

That looks almost too beautiful to eat.
Just kidding. No dessert is too beautiful to eat.

I'm just shallow enough to the if something is beautiful to look at it will taste better.

She won't like it at first. It usually takes a week to accept the inevitable.

I look forward to the acceptance of the new pup into the pack. The mutt is a little protective of the munchkins. She was barking for my husband to 'put those babies down' when he had picked the two youngest up to reach the Easter eggs that were hidden out of their reach.

Willow? Not sure. Not fluffy enough.

That's a magnolia tree. I can't wait for the fragrance of it's flowers to fill the yard.

 

[Aglaopheme]

So broken after last night. How is it possible for a quarter-grown thing to have so much strength, rage, and willpower?

Teeth.

 

[trysail]

I'm just shallow enough to the if something is beautiful to look at it will taste better...

"An idealist is one who upon seeing a rose concludes that it will make a better soup than cabbage."

- H. L. Mencken​

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[pointless]

mmm, pepper bacon.

 

[pointless]

Happy Tartan Day!!

in celebration.

 

[RobDownSouth]

mmm, pepper bacon.

Can confirm. As the kids say, tis "bomb diggity".

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Same shit, different day would be a understatement.

This place does not change.....