The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[pensivepoet]

I don't like the weather map for tomorrow.

 

[deehere]

hmm

it's on replay
in my head




fata, you ever considered doing stand-up?

I was thinking the same thing! Sorry Fata, I know you had a hard time, but god it was so well told. Pip is a hoot!

 

[Lord Pmann]

I feel your pain but you will have a great night.
For the past two years I have tried to get stones tickets but they are crazy expensive. It would be less expensive to have gone to Cuba and seen their free concert. Seriously.

Well, I live in Florida and I am traveling to Canada to see her.

The Stones are way costly. They were in Vegas when I was there a few years ago. Tickets were like $600 a piece. And you literally run the risk of those old fuckers dying before your eyes.

 

[Magicscreen2]

What a week.

Wait...what a five days.

What a TWO days here.

 

[thør]

What a week.

Wait...what a five days.

I hope that's a good "what a week"

You're still able to walk, eh?

 

[1HF]

Late night reminiscing is always my downfall.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Late night reminiscing is always my downfall.

I do that with my rose-coloured glasses on.

 

[lovetoread]

Spamming so hard in the morning without even a kiss?

Lame peeps.

 

[Saint Peter]

I do not see the spam because I am all pure and shit.

 

[Saint Peter]

Even if I could see the spammer, which I cannot because I am all pure and shit, but if I could it would entertain me greatly that the hash dude is trying to post with it.

 

[lovetoread]

I saw him on the threads and laughed.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You think you post like a man about town when in reality you come over as a sleazy old cunt.

 

[Lancecastor]

Maybe a Cat Fanciers Forum is the answer.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Maybe a Cat Fanciers Forum is the answer.

I'm 100% behind this idea!

 

[butters]

hey funny girl how's the break?

 

[Fata Morgana]

hey funny girl how's the break?

Tis great! No Phil. Pip is having his knackers removed this afternoon. Tomorrow is my Speed Awareness Course and Friday is a day out gallivanting with me bestie.

 

[butters]

Tis great! No Phil. Pip is having his knackers removed this afternoon. Tomorrow is my Speed Awareness Course and Friday is a day out gallivanting with me bestie.

no migraines this time

having his knackers off is doing him a big favour phil could use a top n tail as well... ''orf wiv 'is 'ed!''

 

[Fata Morgana]

no migraines this time

having his knackers off is doing him a big favour phil could use a top n tail as well... ''orf wiv 'is 'ed!''

God I hope not too!

Ha! The vet said oh he's got a good set of plums on him! He was silent in the car. Poked him at the traffic lights for signs of life. Got some Sheba chicken soup in for his return.

 

[butters]

God I hope not too!

Ha! The vet said oh he's got a good set of plums on him! He was silent in the car. Poked him at the traffic lights for signs of life. Got some Sheba chicken soup in for his return.

lol @ chicken soup

you should ask the vet to give them to you in a jar - you could make them into earrings... um, nah, forget i typed that.

waiting for the damned registrar's office to reopen - they close between 11 and 2 on a wednesday

 

[trysail]

Sunny skies, fifties and no rain? The answer is YES.

Okay, you win.


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[Lancecastor]

I'm 100% behind this idea!

Bonus: I don't think the american political retards could find a way to bring their turdwagons to a Cat Fanciers Forum.

Then again, they'd come up with Trump's Cat versus Obama's Pussy threads....Hitlery Clinton had Benghazi Kittens Murdered....

....never mind, it won't work. Sorry.

 

[NHKitty]

Okay, you win.


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I generally do. Have fun!

 

[silver gurl]

I have no problem with prop planes. Canadian prop planes are pretty darn fine machines.

Perhaps. The last time I did prop though, it was a big puke fest.

Well, I live in Florida and I am traveling to Canada to see her.

The Stones are way costly. They were in Vegas when I was there a few years ago. Tickets were like $600 a piece. And you literally run the risk of those old fuckers dying before your eyes.

I saw the Stones in Boston, I got great seats for $150.
When they come to Montreal, tickets start at about $700. If they play during Grand Prix week (like they did 2 years ago) tickets were in the thousands.
So yes, seeing them in Cuba would have been less expensive. All inclusive for under $800.

 

[phantom4533]

I know they things come in 3's but this is ridiculous: another cyclist died.

 

[phantom4533]

Aww. No men's team in the Olympics this year for the Americans.