The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Batch]

the large jug of liquid laundry detergent attempted suicide last night, the carnage is significant, yeah... an ocean of blue staining the garage floor, dogs with blue food prints, on the grass.... yeah...

on the kitchen floor. little blue paw prints.

 

[pensivepoet]

I just saw a limousine pick up truck.
Who would want one of those?

 

[HarryHill]

I just saw a limousine pick up truck.
Who would want one of those?

..
the Beverly hillbillies?

 

[Not Normal]

I just saw a limousine pick up truck.
Who would want one of those?

http://www.elegantweddinginvites.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/camo-wedding-dresses-2.jpg

 

[thør]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/lt2.jpg

 

[butters]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/lt2.jpg

wtf?/!

 

[butters]

...and then they put them in their mouths!

 

[lovetoread]

Well, dont we all?

 

[trysail]

Trail running is much, much harder than running on pavement or the hamster wheel (a/k/a a treadmill).


I realize that's fucking obvious but it really hit me in the face this week when I went out for my first trail run of the year. I was out of fucking gas at half the distance I run on the hamster wheel or on pavement.


Before I started running on a hamster wheel during the winter, I always dreaded the first outdoor run of the spring. The goddamn atrophy that now occurs so rapidly is frightening. If I didn't run all winter, I'd be fucked.





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[butters]

Well, dont we all?

but who knew satan's testicles were so yummy?

gawd, there are some absolutely stunning horses running the dubai world cup! amazing horseflesh

 

[butters]

winner!

 

[butters]

doublepost

 

[pensivepoet]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/lt2.jpg

I do NOT want to know how you happened upon thiis.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Damn. One margarita and I'm practically under the table. I am such a lightweight.

 

[pensivepoet]

Damn. One margarita and I'm practically under the table. I am such a lightweight.

Hmmm....
C'mere

 

[ElizabethWest]

Hmmm....
C'mere

I might throw up on you.

 

[RoryN]

Beer time.

 

[pensivepoet]

I might throw up on you.

I'll take my chances.
But~
What did you have for breakfast?

 

[ElizabethWest]

I'll take my chances.
But~
What did you have for breakfast?

No breakfast. That's the problem.

 

[pensivepoet]

No breakfast. That's the problem.

A bloody mary should fix you right up.
If not, try a couple fireballs.
Then take off your clothes and call me.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Time for tilty elbow!

 

[Jennifer]

I'm doing some day drinking. It feels naughty.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I'm doing some day drinking. It feels naughty.

The room is still spinning. Make it stop!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/b32f52a1540b039de7a0488e6d9e2e6a/tumblr_ngt2fiRxtJ1t7i49co1_500.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/771979d5a206f259b284b17cc8e39227/tumblr_ngt2fiRxtJ1t7i49co2_500.jpg

 

[Sean]

There's no such thing as a friendly between Germany and England.