The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[RobDownSouth]

Have you ever been in a train car pulled by a coal burner? You might as well be one of the black gang on an old naval ship.

I'm laughing because I have....and it's true!

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm laughing because I have....and it's true!

Colorado has a few tourist trap trains.

I warn them each time. They do not listen.

 

[Noor]

I like old trains

 

[phantom4533]

Garry Shandling.

Say it aint so!!

 

[Lorilei]

Say it aint so!!

I can't.

 

[Wife of Bath]

God dam motherfucking ass shit face whore. Fuck! God damnit.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

My kids give me countless reasons to be proud. Today, today I nearly cried twice overwhelmed with love and pride.

 

[Saint Peter]

God dam motherfucking ass shit face whore. Fuck! God damnit.

Am not.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Am not.

Are too.

 

[Jennifer]

My kids give me countless reasons to be proud. Today, today I nearly cried twice overwhelmed with love and pride.

I get it. Their love decreases my level of cuntiness.

It's a symbiotic relationship.

 

[Not Normal]

Garry Shandling.

Bummer

 

[Emerson40]

You shan't be pisting here if you have kids!

Dusgusing!

 

[Saint Peter]

Kids are smelly and expensive.

Why would I want to do that?

 

[Emerson40]

Garry Shandling.

Hey now.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Am not.

don't you get in my dadgum way!

just kidding.

 

[Saint Peter]

don't you get in my dadgum way!

just kidding.

I am grilling some chicken. Would some grilled chicken cheer you up?

 

[butters]

Fata - you watching the shannara chronicles?

manu as the druid's a bit of alright
http://49.media.tumblr.com/29bc04b5da0f71a5344e899bcd8a4020/tumblr_o06b3ukyuq1qa7zvzo1_250.gif

http://45.media.tumblr.com/83978e37e1ed97bd589344a3fbb8b8b9/tumblr_o06b3ukyuq1qa7zvzo4_250.gif

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/95/9c/f8/959cf880bd24c87fddbde067d033a8a4.jpg

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onNN-C9Icso

 

[Fata Morgana]

Fata - you watching the shannara chronicles?

manu as the druid's a bit of alright
http://49.media.tumblr.com/29bc04b5da0f71a5344e899bcd8a4020/tumblr_o06b3ukyuq1qa7zvzo1_250.gif

http://45.media.tumblr.com/83978e37e1ed97bd589344a3fbb8b8b9/tumblr_o06b3ukyuq1qa7zvzo4_250.gif

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/95/9c/f8/959cf880bd24c87fddbde067d033a8a4.jpg

No but just watched In The Line Of Duty on bbc2 and it was fucking gripping stuff. First ep.

 

[thør]

My kids give me countless reasons to be proud. Today, today I nearly cried twice overwhelmed with love and pride.

No crying, just be proud mom!

I wear the proud dad badge all the time.

God dam motherfucking ass shit face whore. Fuck! God damnit.

Can I get you a tissue, a drink, a handgun or an alibi?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Ooh he is tasty!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Jen, have you seen the trailer for The Conjuring 2? Looks right scary.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I am grilling some chicken. Would some grilled chicken cheer you up?

Yes. Yes I would like some chicken. Thank you.

Can I get you a tissue, a drink, a handgun or an alibi?

A tissue and a drink would be great.

 

[Saint Peter]

One roofie chicken coming right up!

 

[Wife of Bath]

One roofie chicken coming right up!

Sounds delicious!