The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[Saint Peter]

Well, I don't like the Bloody Mary they serve on the plane.
No, sir. It's too burning.
They don't even put tomato juice, they put snappy peppy.
Murray Weintraub, remember him?
Morning, noon and night he drank the Bloody Marys with the peppy snappy.
You know where he is now? Dead from that.

 

[Saint Peter]

As a woman, I do not like the peppy snappy.

 

[lovetoread]

For some reason that made me think of biting penises.

 

[neci]

my favorite in a bottle is v8 bloody mary. regular v8 is good for the full doctoring. clamato is good as well. not as thick. peppy snappy scares me. does it contain msg?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Holy fuck, my family is racist.

Listening to them talk about Brussels is like someone reciting the Lit RWCJ.

I may have a fucking aneurysm.

 

[neci]

cucumber sculpted penis with olives and plastic swords?

 

[Saint Peter]

I prefer fruity drinks with umbrellas.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I still have half a bottle of coconut rum, but I'm all out of pineapple juice.

Piss on it.

 

[yossi]

For some reason that made me think of biting penises.

Penii that bite?

Penis teeth.

 

[yossi]

I still have half a bottle of coconut rum, but I'm all out of pineapple juice.

Piss on it.

I don't think that'd taste very good.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I don't think that'd taste very good.

You may be right.

But, hey... I may be the rare exception.

Better not risk it, though.

 

[Miasorrow]

I need a tequila. With salt and lemon. Properly.
I also need to throw up after. As always.

 

[Saint Peter]

wiener dogs

 

[Saint Peter]

*holds hair*


you go, girl

 

[yossi]

You may be right.

But, hey... I may be the rare exception.

Better not risk it, though.

I wouldn't. I would, however, go to the grocery store for pineapple juice.

 

[Jennifer]

I still have half a bottle of coconut rum, but I'm all out of pineapple juice.

Piss on it.

Your cum tastes better after the pineapple juice. I thought we discussed this ??

 

[doctor_insanus]

I wouldn't. I would, however, go to the grocery store for pineapple juice.

Words of wisdom.

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[doctor_insanus]

Your cum tastes better after the pineapple juice. I thought we discussed this ??

OK ILL GET THE PINEAPPLE JUICE ALREADY JESUS



I just needed the motivation, really.

 

[Saint Peter]

Risk is for pussies.

 

[Miasorrow]

I used to bring my toothbrush with me at clubs so I could brush my teeth after I would throw up. Classy I know.

 

[yossi]

I haven't played checkers in ages.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I played checkers last week for the first time in... probably twenty years. Used to play it with my grandma.

 

[Jennifer]

I played checkers last week for the first time in... probably twenty years. Used to play it with my grandma.

So now you play with zombie grandma?

 

[Aglaopheme]

I'm just about to play an epic battle of Chinese checkers right now.

 

[doctor_insanus]

So now you play with zombie grandma?

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