The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

[thør]

The fucking bathroom is prepped for paint. Walls patched. Texture patched. All the new tile is covered. Everything is masked. Most of the lights are out and so are both fans so they can be cleaned after 18 years of use. I think it's beer thirty.

Time to make bacon. One shouldn't open a can of paint until one has been properly baconed.

 

[Batch]

been sausaged, hashbrowned and coddled egged, myself.

 

[ElizabethWest]

been sausaged, hashbrowned and coddled egged, myself.

Being egg coddled sounds peculiarly inviting.

 

[thør]

been sausaged, hashbrowned and coddled egged, myself.

I would have preferred hash, alas the corned beef was all gone.

 

[phantom4533]

I miss hash.

 

[Noor]

I miss hash.

I miss eggs

 

[phantom4533]

I never smoked eggs.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I miss hash.

Cunt.

 

[raindancer]

Lifetimes ago...
sitting here, re-reading old posts and threads
wondering why, things happen for a reason
wishing I could, tell those people the truth
slapping myself, why after all this time? would it even really matter?

 

[ElizabethWest]

I miss hash.

How can you miss hash when it's blasting itself all over every thread in this forum?

 

[Jennifer]

How can you miss hash when it's blasting itself all over every thread in this forum?

If only we could cook it and make it shut up.

 

[Lorilei]

Avocado toast w/a sunny side up egg. Yum.

 

[yossi]

Avocado toast w/a sunny side up egg. Yum.

I can't do sunny side up, but otherwise in total agreement. Rub a garlic clove on the toast before adding the avocado. Mmmmm.

 

[ElizabethWest]

If only we could cook it and make it shut up.

There's an idea! How do you feel about fava beans and a nice chianti?

 

[smoothg103rd]

If only we could cook it and make it shut up.

Aye Jen, your ass is red.

 

[Jennifer]

Aye Jen, your ass is red.

I know. He's too gentle. I want black and blue.

 

[Magicscreen2]

Avocado toast w/a sunny side up egg. Yum.

We discovered avocado toast a couple of months ago. It's amazing!

 

[Jennifer]

There's an idea! How do you feel about fava beans and a nice chianti?

I'm more of a white wine drinker myself. Hashy would probably give us indigestion.

 

[Lorilei]

I can't do sunny side up, but otherwise in total agreement. Rub a garlic clove on the toast before adding the avocado. Mmmmm.

Oooh, I will try that!

We discovered avocado toast a couple of months ago. It's amazing!

Isn't it? And so filling for such a small meal.

 

[phantom4533]

How can you miss hash when it's blasting itself all over every thread in this forum?

Oops. Wrong hash.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I know. He's too gentle. I want black and blue.

Idk why you want ya ass to look like a Duke jersey, but whatever floats ya boat.

 

[Noor]

Lifetimes ago...
sitting here, re-reading old posts and threads
wondering why, things happen for a reason
wishing I could, tell those people the truth
slapping myself, why after all this time? would it even really matter?

You can tell me if you want

What is that expression, tell the truth and shame the devil?

So sometimes truth is best left alone if it will hurt innocence people a d makes little difference now.

 

[NHKitty]

It's how well you mow fast.

 

[Noor]

Maybe if I just never eat...

 

[Noor]

Would a nap make it better or worse?