The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[HarryHill]

It's like playing whack a mole.

funny

Bets on Lance's next name?

..
Wait, there's a contest?

 

[Wings]

Well. That vacation high didn’t last as long as I needed it to. Mothertruckers.

 

[Wings]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/102W0riJ3fhGkU/giphy.gif

I am so ashamed.

 

[neci]

my brain needs exercise.

 

[Wings]

Being married to a conservative during democratic debate time is way more trying than I expected. I thought the first go-round was the height of my murderous feelings. I was incorrect.

 

[LukNotLuke]

Being married to a conservative during democratic debate time is way more trying than I expected. I thought the first go-round was the height of my murderous feelings. I was incorrect.

My girlfriend is on vacation and sent me a pic from a market with a MAGA hat on. I would have divorced her if I knew she wasn't being funny and ironic.

 

[Wings]

My girlfriend is on vacation and sent me a pic from a market with a MAGA hat on. I would have divorced her if I knew she wasn't being funny and ironic.

The only way I’ve stayed married is his disdain for Trump.

 

[LukNotLuke]

The only way I’ve stayed married is his disdain for Trump.

Zactly! Hell, she voted for Bernie.

 

[Saint Peter]

my brain needs exercise.

brain sit
brain stay

good brain

 

[HarryHill]

Well I'm ready for the field to narrow and Ku to change the channel, please.

 

[Wings]

Zactly! Hell, she voted for Bernie.

We shall never discuss who The Ginger voter for.

 

[Wings]

Sometimes I cheat at Wordscapes. I accept that about myself.

 

[neci]

sometimes i drink and post politics.

 

[Wings]

But, do you accept that about yourself?

********

I was also stupid and asked my asst to get me to Minneapolis as quickly as possible tomorrow and now I’m the asshole on the 6am flight.

 

[silver gurl]

Run to you. Because I need to run and work out.

 

[neci]

yes. i do.

i accept i am a politics loving lush.

i have a wide group of political friends, so i tend not to debate or interact politically in my face to face life. there are other things that need done. i like that i can run my mouth here with a drink in hand.

 

[neci]

brain sit
brain stay

good brain

bad baby brain ran away with the rum and keyboard.

she needs a spanking.

 

[thør]

But, do you accept that about yourself?

********

I was also stupid and asked my asst to get me to Minneapolis as quickly as possible tomorrow and now I’m the asshole on the 6am flight.

My travel planner knows I enjoy traveling at civilized hours, unless there is no other way.

 

[Wings]

My travel planner knows I enjoy traveling at civilized hours, unless there is no other way.

Mine was in the Navy for 20 years and takes everything I say literally. I love her though.

 

[thør]

Mine was in the Navy for 20 years and takes everything I say literally. I love her though.

Have her scrape and grind paint. She'll learn.

 

[von_Bismarck]

But, do you accept that about yourself?

********

I was also stupid and asked my asst to get me to Minneapolis as quickly as possible tomorrow and now I’m the asshole on the 6am flight.

Have a safe flight!

 

[Not Normal]

I am so ashamed.

Pats your head. We all still love you.

But, do you accept that about yourself?

********

I was also stupid and asked my asst to get me to Minneapolis as quickly as possible tomorrow and now I’m the asshole on the 6am flight.

You're full of rookie mistakes this week.

 

[Wings]

I’m tired.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm mulling over finding myself a baby momma. As it stands, I'm the last of my line. It would be a shame to allow Clan Savage to end. I need a male heir to wear the crown.

 

[Saint Peter]

Is that a carrot or is that a dildo?