The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[Biggs_Darklighter]

I do not like to talk about the abduction except to say that big headed green woman gave me the fucking of my life.

Her eyes were kinda spooky so I did her doggy.

They don't call it doggy. It's xenifoooginnigggxz style on their world.

 

[notfeasance]

Aliens have dogs?

 

[Saint Peter]

They don't call it doggy. It's xenifoooginnigggxz style on their world.

Her safe word was youmakemeveryangry.

 

[notfeasance]

New Blue Suction Cup Dildo is my favorite Joni Mitchell album.

 

[ryan8558]

seeing MOTHERS mentioned in previous posts and this popped into my head.

a debris and egg biscuit from Mother's in New Orleans. delicious

https://scontent-dfw5-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12745668_1023207757718093_4253450351078320592_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&_nc_oc=AQlbLg95KicEsDOsWC04UsXna2QJXObpF8PgH9v2BaULgXjhKpZhTBxHGd6eKfZncOU&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-2.xx&oh=443814c50c92cbc2cb5156109351ca5f&oe=5DA80C4B


guess I should go eat breakfast now.

 

[4est_Trump]

lol you're so full of shit.

It only bothers you because Rob calls YOU a fag or a tranny.

It didn't bother you when your boy hurled homophobic slurs at two gay posters.


(no, I'm done picking on you Matt, this post is about Q)

Ahahahaha!

Dishrag slaps the fuck out of queen queefy with some inconvenient truth.

I will give you credit on this one, paki boi.

 

[Que]

Aliens have dogs?

*chuckle*

 

[notfeasance]

*chuckle*

I think of him as more a cat fancier.

 

[suurfer]

Ahahahaha!

Dishrag slaps the fuck out of queen queefy with some inconvenient truth.

I will give you credit on this one, paki boi.

*courtesy*

You might reconsider your idea of sex with a Paki, then.
You and I and vonB would make a great threesome on that.

 

[Que]

<Smootht>
There be some fancy pussy out there, dog. You feel that?

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/df/88/1d/df881d9dbf56cd868f71793b88e76231--grooming-shop-dog-grooming.jpg

</Smooth>

 

[Que]

*courtesy*

You might reconsider your idea of sex with a Paki, then.
You and I and vonB would make a great threesome on that.

When you swipe a bit, you should probably pay attention to the actual word being used, you worthless Myna bird.

 

[suurfer]

Bwahaha!

 

[von_Bismarck]

When you swipe a bit, you should probably pay attention to the actual word being used, you worthless Myna bird.

You're certainly one to give this kind of advice, Mr. Voice-to-Text.

 

[RocketLauncher]

*courtesy*

You might reconsider your idea of sex with a Paki, then.
You and I and vonB would make a great threesome on that.

Hey! If I'm not included can I at least watch?!

 

[suurfer]

Hey! If I'm not included can I at least watch?!

It was meant as a metaphor as in 'unity is stronger'.
But funny how Que took it literally, nor does he realize that the Paki or myna bird 'insults' doesn't get to me. They're just silly.

 

[silver gurl]

It's a beautiful day!

 

[RocketLauncher]

It was meant as a metaphor as in 'unity is stronger'.
But funny how Que took it literally, nor does he realize that the Paki or myna bird 'insults' doesn't get to me. They're just silly.

Why should they? They're not true.

 

[thør]

It's a beautiful day!

It ain't raining and it's cool enough that I might have to wear my yellow cycling jacket at lunch.

 

[Aquagal]

It ain't raining and it's cool enough that I might have to wear my yellow cycling jacket at lunch.

Lookin like the Tour out there on the trails!

Hahaha this thread ending made me laugh. Damn that Free Speech!

 

[thør]

Lookin like the Tour out there on the trails!

A slightly different shade of yellow. This PI jacket is what-the-fuck-do-you-mean-that-you-didn't-see-me-yellow.

 

[silver gurl]

It ain't raining and it's cool enough that I might have to wear my yellow cycling jacket at lunch.

After a weekend of feeling like we lived in hell, this low humidity is a blessing

 

[adrina]

I'm ready for a nap now.

 

[notfeasance]

Nearly dinner time. For some reason, I'm craving a McDonalds McAngus. I must be low on salt!

 

[Que]

It was meant as a metaphor as in 'unity is stronger'.
But funny how Que took it literally, nor does he realize that the Paki or myna bird 'insults' doesn't get to me. They're just silly.

Pointing out that you don't know the difference between "curtsy" and "courtesy" is not "taking it literally." It is pointing out that you, like a myna bird, are just replicating phrases like "taking it literally" without any idea how the phrases you borrow are used.

Calling you a myna bird, which has nothing to do with pakis is not an insult. It is an accurate metaphor for how you parrot phrases. It's an observation.

This is where you come back with "I was just making a tongue in cheeks comment! Don't step on my buzz, hombre."

Since you like to borrow phrases let me help you out and give you several you can start working in to conversation:

• A dog barks in the wind.
• It was a bright and rainy night.
• Arrows rang out in the night

 

[Aquagal]

Don’t shit where you eat.