The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[adrina]

I feel like I had two Mondays for the price of one. That's a BOGO no one wants.

 

[LesDesirable]

It is raining. Really raining, not just the 2 minute sprinkles we have had for the last 2 months. Actual, soak the ground, fill the gutters, turn the grass back to green for a week rain.

I might go dance naked in it, just to celebrate.

 

[pointless]

i am now eating a cold fudge poptart to celebrate my freedom. hooray.

 

[phantom4533]

So that’s what a cotton field looks like.

 

[RobDownSouth]

i am now eating a cold fudge poptart to celebrate my freedom. hooray.

Ankle monitor came off today? Congratulations!!

 

[Wings]

Zumi! I’m going to cry again tonight.

 

[bodysong]

the entity scrounged up an alt in order to troll a poetry thread

wtf ?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Zumi! I’m going to cry again tonight.

Oh, Wings...I...I...

https://images2.imgbox.com/29/b8/i9XDJmIT_o.jpg

...I honestly thought y'all was gonna get one in your yard tonight. That second inning could've gone the other way and written a totes different story.

mah boys are hungry for it this year.

 

[y=mx+b]

Never fucking fails.

I'll be driving home from work late at night, listening to some bullshit podcast or story about UFOs.

The night will be calm and clear
Stars out
Empty highway
Empty country road

Turn into our long tree lined rural dirt driveway
To find a goddamn doe standing straight face on in such a way so that all I see is a narrow armless body, large dead black eyes, almond shaped head, and stick spindle legs.

Well fuck played you freak alien looking deer.

 

[dolf]

Ha!!!

 

[y=mx+b]

Right?

Was totally caught up in the extraterrestrial they-are-out-there-and-among-us zone.

 

[pointless]

the titanic movie is nearly 22 years old and i still haven't seen more than a third of it. i consider that a victory.

 

[y=mx+b]

the titanic movie is nearly 22 years old and i still haven't seen more than a third of it. i consider that a victory.

I do as well. You are a good man.

 

[thør]

I have not seen that film. Only out-takes.

 

[y=mx+b]

I have not seen that film. Only out-takes.

Romeo dies in the end but Juliet continues to live. It was a hugely controversial twist to a time tested love story. The country was divided.

 

[bodysong]

remembering the Christopher Walken version of the "Communion" film

(the narrative)

through the use of telepathy, extraterrestrials convince human minds

that they have seen something else, other than what was in front of them


most people imagine that they have seen an owl

(lovely Halloween stories)

 

[Wife of Bath]

Romeo dies in the end but Juliet continues to live. It was a hugely controversial twist to a time tested love story. The country was divided.

Best description ever

 

[thør]

Romeo dies in the end but Juliet continues to live. It was a hugely controversial twist to a time tested love story. The country was divided.

Was there a car chase? A shoot-out? An affair with a bassoonist?

Best description ever

Hey you.

Hope the world is treating you well.

 

[y=mx+b]

Was there a car chase? A shoot-out? An affair with a bassoonist?



Hey you.

Hope the world is treating you well.

No. But I think I remember seeing a pair of tits.

 

[y=mx+b]

Best description ever

I still have flashbacks from the great war.

I'm all about poetic license but Cameron went too far.

 

[silver gurl]

the titanic movie is nearly 22 years old and i still haven't seen more than a third of it. i consider that a victory.

Haven't seen it. I know how it ends.

 

[thør]

No. But I think remember seeing a pair of tits.

Great tits or just tits?

 

[trysail]

the titanic movie is nearly 22 years old and i still haven't seen more than a third of it. i consider that a victory.

That movie was absolute proof that Mencken was correct.

Not only is the U.S. a "commonwealth of morons," "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste or intelligence of the American public."



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[y=mx+b]

Great tits or just tits?

Can't speak for everyone, but I would have sucked them and fucked them. Slap them around if that's the kind of thing she was into.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Hey you.

Hope the world is treating you well.

The world gives us back what we give, I think. My gifts must need to improve.