The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining

[Wings]

*triple fingers pussy*

Fancy fingers!

 

[Phelia]

Overnight lows in the mid-50s, daytime highs in the mid-70s. It just doesn't get any better than that.

Just a glorious walk home from work today. I walk past a place called Solway's Hotdog Factory Outlet and they advertise deals deals deals on buns and meats in their window. For some reason, it makes me think of you

 

[neci]

Omg, Will Arnett should record the book-on-tape version. WOULD BUY.



Lori!!!



It did make me more curious about the plotline. Do they even try to attempt to explain the half horse/half man thing, or just kinda jump right in? If there's a romantic rival, maybe he says something like "stay away from my girl or I'm sendin' you to to GLUE FACTORY" and Bojack's like "actually THEY WOULDN'T BENEFIT FROM MY BODY PARTS so joke's on you." If that exact scene doesn't happen, it's a missed opportunity and a tragedy.

Yay, thank you! And with such precision. You'd be a hell of a gal to have around after a jellyfish attack

"Neigh." she neighed.

,

*nuzzles*

 

[Bookishleigh]

companies, big companies

Yeah, yeah....my company does and it drives me crazy. A fourth of our products don't work with IE so I spend my day fluctuating between IE and Firefox so that I am in compliance with our "best process" of using IE at all times unless a product is not compatible.

Google Chrome is strictly verboten, apparently.

 

[ryan8558]

Yeah, yeah....my company does and it drives me crazy. A fourth of our products don't work with IE so I spend my day fluctuating between IE and Firefox so that I am in compliance with our "best process" of using IE at all times unless a product is not compatible.

Google Chrome is strictly verboten, apparently.

In our little corner of this corporate paradise, if it doesn't work with IE we don't get it.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Just a glorious walk home from work today. I walk past a place called Solway's Hotdog Factory Outlet and they advertise deals deals deals on buns and meats in their window. For some reason, it makes me think of you

I'm often told hot dogs remind people of me. Especially those foot-long ones.

 

[pink]

If you're talking coneys, I'm in.


I have to color my hair tonight. fuck I hate this.

 

[Saint Peter]

Horses are creepy.

 

[Wings]

Crispy tits and giant orgasms.

 

[Saint Peter]

The big O!

 

[Wings]

My band name.

 

[Saint Peter]

Who is (are) the warm up act??

 

[Wings]

Grilled dicks and the edgers.

 

[Killswitch1]

Horses are creepy.

Fuck. They are now thats for sure.

 

[Saint Peter]

Back in the day I would be flying my horse vagina av.

Today that might not be as acceptable.

 

[Wings]

Yesterday The Ginger asked me who was taking my mom's cat and I told him that my parents were going to take her with them this year. He said "that's intense" and my response was....
No........


That's in camper!



Ahahahahahahahahaha


Hahahaha. Hahahaha. I slay me.

 

[Saint Peter]

The bees fucking knees.

 

[Killswitch1]

I could watch men's olympic swimming all day.

Its been on ALL day.

 

[Wings]

I was preparing my speech the other week and I was using Oscar Wilde play titles for my segments of the speech and I announced to my coworkers that I was such a nerd, it's amazing that I get laid.


And then yesterday I told my friend that I looked like Leif Garrett with my frizzy hair, but 70s Leif, not current drug user Leif.



I must be feeling better.

 

[juttjaw]

Speaking of creepy horses...

Michael Phelps must be some sort of cross breed... Or at least his face is.

 

[spacekowboy]

Argentina women's volleyball team.



You're welcome.

 

[spacekowboy]

And if you're gonna have tits, make em crispy.

 

[Wings]

I am thankful for aloe

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm thankful for coconut oil.

 

[spacekowboy]

And chulupas.