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Worst round of golf in years. I couldn't have put it in the hole even if there was hair around it.
The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining
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A biker stopped by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and anvil. He then stopped by the feedstore and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store, he now had a problem -- how to carry all of his purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket. Cary the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an, anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and anvil. He then stopped by the feedstore and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store, he now had a problem -- how to carry all of his purchases home.
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket. Cary the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home. On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an, anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."
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Shot a 82 this morning. Slightly better than average. But it was a easy course and as I went out at 5:23 there were no old fucks slowing up play after I passed the first group.
Two hour rounds are the best.......
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Saw 'The Warriors" when we were vacationing back 'ome in England. Some in the audience did not know what the single middle finger meant. Explained to person beside me and heard it go about theater.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2fo2Tk5PeE
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Thanks for the Hoda Kotbe alert.
That girls a drunk and like road kill to me. I look the other way and she's not there.
They're gross, they even make me feel dirty. :shudder:
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It's not a date, just an extra ticket. I'm entirely too old for dating.
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yeah, when i realized it was her i felt sad
There goes your teenage fantasy.
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Cheryl Tiegs helped me through some long nights on guard duty in the Army, often in subzero temperatures.
In my mind, she will remain forever young.
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Having a 90s flashback nostalgia evening on Youtube. I was feeling a little ashamed until Heart Shaped Box. Damn, but that holds up well.
Great song. Right up to the point he mentions hymens and Courtney pops in my head....
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pointless
¿por qué no?
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i hope you can get that checked out.
I don't want to go for an ultra sound. I wish it would just go away, but that's such a silly, unproductive way to deal with problems.
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Womens rugby is kinda hot. Its like soccer but they have these little wrestling matches and it looks like twister gone wild.
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