The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining

[Bookishleigh]

I want to get up and make a big breakfast spread, but someone else has other plans.

I am facing a similar predicament.

 

[Wings]

If anyone is cold over the next week you are free to come cuddle my chest. I will be radiating warmth for quite awhile with this sunburn.

 

[spacekowboy]

Just so happens that I'm freezing....

 

[Aglaopheme]

I am facing a similar predicament.

Adorable. I finally got up, so I guess that puts me in charge of breakfast.

If anyone is cold over the next week you are free to come cuddle my chest. I will be radiating warmth for quite awhile with this sunburn.

Low of 57 next Saturday put me down for cuddling.

 

[Wings]

Yaaaasssssss, two hot cuddlers! Or, cold cuddlers?

 

[ElizabethWest]

My dog has already deserted me for the day. I'm just too lazy to make breakfast. That's what Einstein's is for. Although the Spinach Artichoke Soufflé at Panera seems to be calling my name.

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Fire Department,

I am multitasking and forgot about the stuff on the grill. Sorry.

Love,
Pete

 

[Sean]

England have got 40 minutes to knock off six wickets before the footy starts.

 

[Disgustipated]

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Bake Sale!

Why will breakfast not make itself and bring it to bed? Breakfast must not love me.

Have the asshole cate bring you something "special".

England have got 40 minutes to knock off six wickets before the footy starts.

lol,wut?

 

[Bookishleigh]

I just rewatched this bit of 80s awesomeness.

That looks especially heinous - looking forward to my next free evening to watch it!

 

[ElizabethWest]

Pookie will be jealous and possibly homicidal or hetrocidal

Might I suggest co-winners of the next thread?

 

[Bookishleigh]

Have the asshole cate bring you something "special".

I'm not into that fetish.

But since you're so concerned, I was able to scrounge up a decent omelette for myself.

 

[Sean]

lol,wut?

Three, now.

 

[Killswitch1]

Im going international breakfast.

Coffee from Ethiopia and some smoke from South America.

 

[Disgustipated]

Im going international breakfast.

Coffee from Ethiopia and some smoke from South America.

The zit faced barista and the neighborhood stoner are not from those countries.

 

[yossi]

The glow that the sun gives
Right around sunset
Helps me realize
This is just a journey
Drop your worries
You are gonna turn out fine

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Alex Rodriguez press conference coming up.

Rumors are swirling about!

Retirement?

More steroid allegations?

Coming out of the closet?

 

[Killswitch1]

The zit faced barista and the neighborhood stoner are not from those countries.

Im sitting at my desk. I have my bean and green delivered.

I have the best coffee within 25 miles of here.

Not a big fan of this Ethiopian stuff no matter what people say.

 

[Disgustipated]

Im sitting at my desk. I have my bean and green delivered.

I have the best coffee within 25 miles of here.

Not a big fan of this Ethiopian stuff no matter what people say.

You live 25 miles away from a burger, that's not really an accomplishment.

Ethiopian coffee sucks ass.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Im going international breakfast.

Coffee from Ethiopia and some smoke from South America.

Can't remember the last time I smoked Columbian. Screw globalization, support local growers!

 

[Disgustipated]

Alex Rodriguez press conference coming up.

Rumors are swirling about!

Retirement?

More steroid allegations?

Coming out of the closet?

You have it all wrong, dude.

Yankees tell A-Rod that Team USA needs him to immediately report to Brazil for Olympic Baseball

 

[Killswitch1]

You live 25 miles away from a burger, that's not really an accomplishment.

Ethiopian coffee sucks ass.

Everyone says its great. IDK.

I prefer South American bean.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

You have it all wrong, dude.

Yankees tell A-Rod that Team USA needs him to immediately report to Brazil for Olympic Baseball

Nice.

Is that like The Onion for sports? I've never seen it before.

 

[Disgustipated]

Nice.

Is that like The Onion for sports? I've never seen it before.

Sports Pickle is freaking great. Yes, they are Onion-esque but they also tell some important truths. Definitely worth a follow.

ETA: The end is great;

Rodriguez tweeted before boarding the plane that he was ready to get to Brazil:
“Yankees paying my way to Rio. There’s no Olympic baseball. I’m not an idiot. But a few shirtless days on Copacabana? Yes, please! #blessed”

 

[RobDownSouth]

Im sitting at my desk. I have my bean and green delivered.

I have the best coffee within 25 miles of here.

Not a big fan of this Ethiopian stuff no matter what people say.

Sumatran coffee is the best, but I like Ethiopian coffee too.