The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining

[Conager]

I have a large bottle of lavender oil and add it to my diffuser at night to help me sleep. Not that it does, but it smells nice.

that gives me an excellent idea. I'm going to start adding a couple of drops of lavender oil to my testicles so that women will want to nestle their little heads up against them in slumber.

 

[Disgustipated]

When the high is so high, the come down involves;

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Gc4xABOIL.jpg

 

[JohnnySavage]

What make you want to kill innocent Jalapenos?

I'll need them this winter for my red gravy so they have to go into suspended animation.

 

[Not Normal]

I was always amused by the idiotic incongruity of the dumbass hippies spending their money buying recordings castigating capitalism and calling for revolution.

Meanwhile, Jefferson Airplane, the Beatles and their confreres were laughing all the way to the bank.

So, you're saying music, and the people who create it have no value? That people should not support the persons who make their livelihood making music? You're OK with piracy? How would you feel if you created something for the free market but saw numerous people advocating that no one should every buy that product, but instead should take it wherever it is available? Do you also advocate for taking hamburgers, or vacuum cleaners, or motor oil without the exchange of money?

 

[Disgustipated]

So, you're saying music, and the people who create it have no value? That people should not support the persons who make their livelihood making music? You're OK with piracy? How would you feel if you created something for the free market but saw numerous people advocating that no one should every buy that product, but instead should take it wherever it is available? Do you also advocate for taking hamburgers, or vacuum cleaners, or motor oil without the exchange of money?

You put entirely too much effort into educating a moron.

 

[HarryHill]

I'll need them this winter for my red gravy so they have to go into suspended animation.

..
tell me about red gravy, sounds great and I got a lot of Jalapenos

 

[removed9556]

 

[Disgustipated]

Narthex Structure - 10 Gutter

 

[ElizabethWest]

that gives me an excellent idea. I'm going to start adding a couple of drops of lavender oil to my testicles so that women will want to nestle their little heads up against them in slumber.

You'll have to let us know the results of that experiment.

 

[Disgustipated]

I've had parents tell me something similar.

Your parents or his?

 

[Disgustipated]

If your phone is dead are you still alive?
Do you feel tired when your battery is drained?

 

[lovetoread]

my phone has become possessed

it reboots constantly, it tells me that it cannot tell me the date and time, that it doesnt know what a sd card is, and it really doesnt like wireless anymore

and conveniently is out of warranty

i am thinking that instead of buying another $600 dollar phone, i will just get the samsung galaxy j, the son loves it

 

[RobDownSouth]

I would if the idiot actually had one....

But as of now there is no tax plan beyond simplified tiers and limited deductions.


" the campaign last month contacted at least two prominent conservative economists — Larry Kudlow, the CNBC television host, and Stephen Moore of the Heritage Foundation and a longtime Wall Street Journal writer — to spearhead an effort to update the package."

Not one, but two separate editorials remarking on the incredible intellectual dishonesty of Stephen Moore of the Heritage Foundation.

I thought "Stephen Moore? Now where have I heard that name before?"

To my complete lack of surprise, twas VatAss singing his praises.....

 

[thør]

55 degrees this morning (American). I had to get my sweat pants out.

57°F, here.

 

[ElizabethWest]

https://lh6.ggpht.com/-4Cxy56rMDDA/Vz0H1d7Z65I/AAAAAAAfHw8/EdGTT3VKADc/w560/socialfeed.info-introducing-new-tropicana-pineapple-mango-with-a-hint-of-lime-made-with.jpg

These Tropicana multi-flavored lemonades are the best summertime drink mixers, ever. My current Sauza blue crush is fappy happy.

http://briosmartlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/DOTW-BLACKBERRYLEMONADE.png

Yes, Zumi, you are a genius.

 

[Disgustipated]

my phone has become possessed

it reboots constantly, it tells me that it cannot tell me the date and time, that it doesnt know what a sd card is, and it really doesnt like wireless anymore

and conveniently is out of warranty

i am thinking that instead of buying another $600 dollar phone, i will just get the samsung galaxy j, the son loves it

Good phone, the J.

But!

http://www.gsmarena.com/motorola_moto_g4_plus-pictures-8050.php

This is the phone you want. I'm serious, I cannot believe how much I love mine.


$299 unlocked with US warranty.

 

[spacekowboy]

Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Yes, Zumi, you are a genius.

Best thing about those particular bottles is, you can repurpose them for your own homemade mixes and they're super convenient for taking your lemonquilas to parties, picnics, neighborhood orgies, sex-togethers...

 

[lovetoread]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/bd6b3728e0ce97e2d126b48b83505114/tumblr_obfdhxJ0tH1qhyypvo1_1280.jpg

 

[ElizabethWest]

Best thing about those particular bottles is, you can repurpose them for your own homemade mixes and they're super convenient for taking your lemonquilas to parties, picnics, neighborhood orgies, sex-togethers...

Those are the events I tend to frequent.

I started with the watermelon. Very tasty.

 

[trysail]

So, you're saying music, and the people who create it have no value? That people should not support the persons who make their livelihood making music? You're OK with piracy? How would you feel if you created something for the free market but saw numerous people advocating that no one should every buy that product, but instead should take it wherever it is available? Do you also advocate for taking hamburgers, or vacuum cleaners, or motor oil without the exchange of money?

Whoaaaaaaaaa. Hold on there, NN.

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Go back and re-read the comment. It doesn't say anything about music and the persons who create it. It certainly does not endorse or recommend piracy. All it says is that there was an enormous and hilarious logical disconnect between the moronic hippies who were buying recordings advocating or glamorizing revolution and the folks who were manufacturing that music.



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[Disgustipated]

Gary Johnson: Trump watching Olympics to see how high Mexican pole vaulters go

Libertarian presidential nominee Gary Johnson on Friday mocked Donald Trump's plan to build a wall on the U.S.-Mexico border, joking that the businessman is worried about Olympians pole vaulting over.

"I hear that Donald Trump is watching the Olympics tonight. He's seeing how high the Mexican pole vaulters go," Johnson quipped an interview with the Reno Gazette-Journal.
A central proposal of the GOP nominee's campaign involves building a wall along the southern border and deporting those in the country illegally.

Johnson said the deportation of 11 million undocumented workers "starts with misinformation."

"They are hardworking people that have come into the United States and they have to come in illegally because the government can't provide them an easy way to get in legally," Johnson said.

The Libertarian nominee called Trump and Hillary Clinton "the two most polarizing figures in American politics today."

"If Clinton is elected or if Trump is going to get elected, I think the polarization in Congress will be greater than ever," Johnson said.

"Nothing is going to get done. it is going to be so ugly, so partisan, so back-biting. Well what if you elect a couple of Libertarians?"

 

[lovetoread]

spiders for the next american horror story?

http://i0.wp.com/bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/americanhorrorstorys6bannerspiders.png?w=620

 

[HarryHill]

ewwww!

 

[trysail]

Tomorrow:

Race Distance:
5.5/11 Miles

The... Billy Goat Trail Series continues Sunday August 7th at the _________ area of _________ State Park.... Race registration begins at 7:15 am, with race start at 8:00 am. Your choice of one or two loops of about 5.5 miles per loop. Refreshing stream crossing at end of loop. Copperhead snakes have been advised to avoid runners.


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Snakes? Why is it always snakes?
-Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford)
Raiders of the Lost Ark



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