The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining

[Not Normal]

Well it's a good thing the barbers and hair salons don't go all "papers please" for a trim.

I think it's ridiculous.

Humans are less likely to bite a barber

 

[dolf]

Humans are less likely to bite a barber

and barbers don't squeeze your anal glands

 

[thør]

and barbers don't squeeze your anal glands

Hilda used to treat me really well. She knew how to keep a customer.

 

[Que]

Yeah well she fucked up. I have clean nice dogs and am a big tipper.

My last girl went back to school so Im looking for a new groomer. Plus my fucking barber is AOL again so I need a new barber.

God damnit.

We all look like a bunch of hippies.

Kill all hippies.

 

[thør]

Fabulous news from North Korea!

Trump steaks for everyone!

 

[HarryHill]

Kill all hippies.

..
reported

 

[Que]

..
reported

Well, kill all hippies but Harry. Harry is OK. it would be pointless, in fact, to kill Harry.

 

[Lancecastor]

Well, kill all hippies but Harry. Harry is OK. it would be pointless, in fact, to kill Harry.

He's holding out to have his anal glands squeezed.

 

[Disgustipated]

Gilmore Girlz News

 

[Disgustipated]

Cool if its true.

The ‘Ice Bucket Challenge’ Helped Scientists Discover a New Gene Tied to A.L.S.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Disgustipated]

Pun intended?

Too soon.

Cunt.

 

[Lorilei]

Gilmore Girlz News

So fucking excited.

 

[Disgustipated]

So fucking excited.

I *might* have had you in mind when posting.

 

[removed9556]

 

[JohnnySavage]

Nothing like an icy cold (or six) PBRs on a hot day.

 

[Disgustipated]

I was talking about the 'cool' description. I'd be annoyed if I'd managed to say something much ruder without even knowing it.

I'm such a dummy

 

[removed9556]

 

[Disgustipated]

That's an uncanny Hashtag impression. It's like being in the padded cell.

Moar brittish houmour?

 

[removed9556]

 

[Aquagal]

I have a business applying chemicals to peoples lawns and spraying them 100 feet in the air and my insurance costs 2 grand for 2 million dollars umbrella coverage and general liability.


How the hell much could they pay to give dog baths and haircuts.

Come off it.

They charge up the ass for a wash and cut I'll tell you that much.

Good insurance is a part of doing good business.

If they have to follow all these rules to buy on the cheap, they may be under insured and I do not want to do business with them and trust them with my family members.

I think she's insuring not only other dogs are healthy, but yours also. What if she groomed someone that carried parvo and beautiful Meadow hadn't been vaxed for it?

That'd be sadz all around.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Nothing like an icy cold (or six) PBRs on a hot day.

It's tequila lemonades ovah here.

http://weirdcombinations.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/tequila-Meyer-lemonade4.jpg?85c17c

https://media.giphy.com/media/CepTYjGRbV1ba/giphy.gif

 

[Darbhinder]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/04/6e/79/046e794f7061d397a6553e52cf3ea402.jpg

 

[Sean]

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot?lang=en-gb

 

[Que]

It's often hit and miss, I admit.

The Brits get more at-bats then do Americans.

There seems a higher value placed on wordplay. Puns are better appreciated.

Puns are held in relatively low esteem in America. Partially, I posit, because it's much easier here. Using bits and pieces of so many different languages we have so many basic words to choose from. The puns are too easy to be clever sometimes.