The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining

[Aquagal]

you know the last part is going to be a tv movie now.

that's how bad allegiant was.

I didn't know that, but am not surprised. The main chick emotes about as well as Kristen Stewart.

 

[pointless]

I didn't know that, but am not surprised. The main chick emotes about as well as well as Kristen Stewart.

truth. also, the movies were just kind of boring and derivative. it just felt like a shittier version of the hunger games.

 

[HarryHill]

oh well, a glass of milk and bed

 

[1HF]

Bacon burgers drunk for breakfast yes please.

 

[CleverCowardice]

Bacon burgers drunk for breakfast yes please.

Get me one while you're up.

 

[1HF]

Get me one while you're up.

Nooooo. I want someone to make em for me for breakfast. Or deliver them.

 

[CleverCowardice]

Nooooo. I want someone to make em for me for breakfast. Or deliver them.

What good are you then?

I only cook breakfast for women who've slept over.

 

[1HF]

What good are you then?

I only cook breakfast for women who've slept over.

I'm so good I deserve breakfast

Or so bad you feed me breakfast to get rid of me....

Either one is plausible.

 

[CleverCowardice]

I'm so good I deserve breakfast

Or so bad you feed me breakfast to get rid of me....

Either one is plausible.

You may well be, but you weren't in my bed last night, so I ain't cooking you a damn thing!

And the bad ones get slop from a drive thru as they take their ass home. I'll pay, because I'm still a gentleman, but, bitch, you gotta go.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Saint Peter]

i want to find a drunk girl
i can sleep with

 

[Saint Peter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO5eSmEJsVo

cookies
wookies

tastes like chicken

 

[Lancecastor]

i want to find a drunk girl
i can sleep with

I have spare lesbians in the house if you want to borrow one.

 

[Saint Peter]

I have spare lesbians from my Pride Party if you want one.

Lipstick or bulldykie?

 

[Lancecastor]

Lipstick or bulldykie?

Young and friendly!

 

[Saint Peter]

Young and friendly!

I like 'em old and leathery.

 

[Lancecastor]

I like 'em old and leathery.

Sorry, i dont keep those in stock.

 

[Saint Peter]

the south she has her diamonds
and every one is great
but north carolina
is the cigarette state

 

[yossi]

The birds are singing.

 

[Saint Peter]

damn birds

 

[yossi]

Their voices are much nicer than mine.

 

[Saint Peter]

you do not poop on my car













very often

 

[yossi]

I'm a wild card.

 

[Saint Peter]

I met a miniture pet pig last night. Porter was well behaved and seemed to enjoy the cherry tomatoes I was feeding him.

 

[Saint Peter]

The blue crab was quite tasty.