The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining

[butters]

cat pretends to be sleepy to thieve a chicken leg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PakXyfOXTE

 

[Lancecastor]

I forgot that Mr Wings is a criminal.



Hope things work out for you and the kids.

 

[Wings]

Your concern is touching.

 

[Disgustipated]

• lance
• betty1
• Q-Bert
• eeyore

 

[butters]

what is it with these thick people who think it's really clever how a cat can pick which tin cup covers the metal ball...

 

[Lancecastor]

Your concern is touching.

I sometimes forget just how sad most of your lives are.

I should ease up a bit...I keep assuming you grrls are mostly normal and are just here as a sexual distraction from a bad marriage.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I may have seen one GS pic years ago but not a face pic or anything. Pookie I have never seen and didn't think she has posted.

Your loss. I've seen when she posted a face pic. She's very pretty!

 

[Wings]

I sometimes forget just how sad most of your lives are.

I should ease up a bit...I keep assuming you grrls are mostly normal and are just here as a sexual distraction from a bad marriage.

We can't all live vicariously through our son's sex lives.

 

[Disgustipated]

We can't all live vicariously through our son's sex lives.

lance and eeyore have a lot in common. Especially the desire to have sex with their sons. Wait. Through their sons? That's not right either. Or is it?

 

[Hard_Rom]

We can't all live vicariously through our son's sex lives.

The son may be imaginary too. I suspect Lancepoo has been impotent since he narrowly survived the IRA bomb blast.

 

[eyerami]

I'm not sure why you're concerned about the amount of steps he's getting in a day.

"steps" - yeah - - your code word is safe with me.

 

[Lancecastor]

The son may be imaginary too. I suspect Lancepoo has been impotent since he narrowly survived the IRA bomb blast.

Yes, i lost the ability to have my imaginary son in the imaginary bombing.

It was very sad.

We would have had such fun together.

:-(

 

[lovetoread]

Families that love together, stay together

 

[Sean]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnHTfSwWYAAdjDJ.jpg:large

 

[Conager]

now if they painted the outside of that it'd look cute!

Ecologically responsible as well.

 

[removed9556]

 

[deehere]

Yep. Briefly.

I'll have you know that, though the pain has dulled over the years, I still recall with sadness the spot Tribble is buried.

I blame the industrial guinea pig mill complex for his short life. That, in short, was the trouble with tribbles.

I saw what you did right there...Trekkie?

 

[Killswitch1]

No, he maligned his wife for wearing t shirts. I said I wear t shirts all of the time and it doesn't negatively impact my husband's desire for me. I never bragged about my prowess, nor was I in anyway make reference to or mention how I look in said t shirt. All of that came out of your imagination.

I have a good imagination.

 

[Lancecastor]

" 10 inch loveloaf"

Tossup with wings "sucking luk's clit" for Snigger du Jour.

Laura... Pilot?... You cant use those!

 

[Jennifer]

Another day in paradise.

I here that Irish Run is lovely this time of year.

 

[Hard_Rom]

I have a good imagination.

Considering her av. I picture something not far from this in a t-shirt.

https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1445/34/1445346993579.jpg

 

[phantom4533]

I've never had an Irish rum.

 

[Hard_Rom]

I've never had an Irish rum.

Probably tastes like Screech.

 

[Jennifer]

I've never had an Irish rum.

Not sure if it exists. I was referring to Irish Run. A different animal.

 

[Lancecastor]

Probably tastes like Screech.

Jamaican rum?