The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining

[Lancecastor]

I read the story on Reuters. It is troubling. The cop on the beat will soon be in an armored cruiser with a turret on the roof.

USA! USA!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[phantom4533]

The coffee tastes very good this morning.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Perhaps my expectations are too high, but I should not have to kill bugs running across my desk.

 

[pete]

Perhaps my expectations are too high, but I should not have to kill bugs running across my desk.

its part of the employee dexterity program


and... ew!

 

[ElizabethWest]

its part of the employee dexterity program


and... ew!

Ew is right, and not the best use of my initials, I might add.

 

[pete]

Ew is right, and not the best use of my initials, I might add.

not that it matters, but... what kinda bugs we talkin' about?

 

[ElizabethWest]

not that it matters, but... what kinda bugs we talkin' about?

Roaches. Ugly ones.

As if there are pretty ones.

 

[pete]

ugh, that's damn nasty.

telework?

 

[Lancecastor]

ugh, that's damn nasty.

telework?

Hey playground asshole, read her Profile.

 

[Adjudicator]

Someone is obviously on the prowl.

 

[pete]

Hey playground asshole, read her Profile.

i'll leave the stalking to you, thanks

 

[Lancecastor]

Reading your Lit Profile is stalking?

When did they let all the illiterate pussies in here?

An RN working with cockroaches on her desk in Atlanta is much more interesting than your fucking gibberish, Pete...so fuck off.

 

[yossi]

Laundry hung out to dry. Summer is the best, really.

 

[Miles Long]

Laundry hung out to dry. Summer is the best, really.

Do mine next!

 

[yossi]

Only if you'll fold and put away. I'm useless when it comes to the finishing part of chores.

 

[pointless]

the wrinkles add character.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Phil's tripped up and gone flying in the office. Laughed my twat off.

 

[pete]

Reading your Lit Profile is stalking?

When did they let all the illiterate pussies in here?

An RN working with cockroaches on her desk in Atlanta is much more interesting than your fucking gibberish, Pete...so fuck off.

it must be nice for you, to have such a firm grasp of everything i could possibly know about registered nurses and all their myriad roles.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[yossi]

the wrinkles add character.

Agreed. I refuse to buy an iron.

 

[Disgustipated]

I'm crushing hard on Imogen Poots. Jesus, she seems like such an awesome person for a youngster. Has her shit together yet unafraid to let it all go. There's an interview on the Audience Network which I believe is only available from DirecTV.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1UTrsmxnPA

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/actress-imogen-poots-attends-the-cinema-cafe-during-the-2016-sundance-picture-id507320442

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Imogen+Poots+Need+Speed+Premieres+Hollywood+GsnC7jMyofml.jpg
http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/3818934/616full-imogen-poots.jpg

 

[pete]

Did he land on his face? Were his teeth vulnerable?

haha.

 

[pointless]

of course imogen poots, we all do. it's natural. grow up, dude.

 

[Disgustipated]

of course imogen poots, we all do. it's natural. grow up, dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJJ-ZLdrTwY