The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining

[Emerson40]

so i am learning about irish pubs and this arsehole keeps correcting my pronunciation

Irish pubs... I miss Irish pubs.

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[Pookie]

Let the record reflect Pookahontas won the internetz today.

Yay!!

 

[TwinkleStars]

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[juttjaw]

Goodbye red hair. Hello shiny brunette.

*gasp*

Jesus wept...

 

[pink]

Plan B.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Super-Surprise]

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[cleaver]

i am,
you see,
not much moved by thee...

enough so
to
tell you
though...

here.

 

[Jennifer]

Christ on a fucking cracker. Yawn.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Can't stop thinking about Thor's brisket.

 

[cleaver]

Christ on a fucking cracker. Yawn.

exactly. ....think.....

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

I have been dreaming about chocolate marmalade cake. My supper of warm fennel salad, while tasty, is a little disappointing in comparison.

I'm going to get some in the week for Sunday dinner. I can't stop thinking about it.

Chocolate marmalade cake! Never had that. Sounds divine. One of my bosses cooks her sausages with a marmalade glaze. Keep threatening to try that, I had Guinness sausages today. Oh god. Orgasm time.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

zumi

Serena

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Fata Morgana]

I've never made it, but I know just how I will when I have the occasion, I've been thinking about it for a while. I'm sure there are lots out there, chocolate orange is not terrible original. But I love the idea and I love the idea of a really dense, fudge chocolate cake, with wonderfully adult marmalade, candying the density. Maybe with whisky and just very lightly honeyed cream, but that might be a step too far.

Adult marmalade with honeyed cream makes me want to masturbate furiously.

 

[lovetoread]

I swore I’d never set foot on this horrid place, but here I am… and you’re here too. Or your bones, at least. I’m not going to cry… Because you wouldn’t want that, and besides… I’ve come with good news. You have a daughter, Brianna. Named after your father, just as I promised.

Jamie, I… was angry at you… for such a long time. You made me go and live a life that… I didn’t want to live. But you were right, damn you. Brianna was safe… and loved… and raised well. But sometimes, when she turns and the light catches her red hair or… I see her smile in her sleep… It takes my breath away… Because I see you.

 

[Disgustipated]

I usually have some mixed up fresh fruit and yogurt for lunch and today I threw it in a tortilla and sprinkled some feta. I now have a new lunch.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Sean]

I really don't buy clothes, other people buy clothes for me. Occasionally I'll go out and buy a bunch of cheap ass tee shirts for work. And the thought of spending twenty eight quid on a tee shirt is anathema. Then I saw this:

http://www.coolfreak.co.uk/mens-retro-long-sleeve-james-t-shirt-157-p.asp#

Couldn't resist.

 

[lovetoread]

its kind of hard to play pokemon go when you cant go

 

[Emerson40]

Carrickfergus.


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[Sean]

Carrickfergus.

I was in Carrickfergus yesterday.

 

[jezzilee]

It's almost time for monster trucks!

 

[yossi]

its kind of hard to play pokemon go when you cant go

Are you shackled in the basement again?