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The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining

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i kinda hate myself, but i really want to see mike and dave need wedding dates. you get two guesses why. well, three. might as well be fair. and thinking it might be at least reasonably funny doesn't count.
 
pointless said:
i kinda hate myself, but i really want to see mike and dave need wedding dates. you get two guesses why. well, three. might as well be fair. and thinking it might be at least reasonably funny doesn't count.
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I wanna see it! And I kind of want to see it n theaters, because i think it'll be funnier.

Aubrey :heart:
 
yossi said:
I wanna see it! And I kind of want to see it n theaters, because i think it'll be funnier.

Aubrey :heart:
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and anna and aubrey finger banging some girl for rihanna tickets. it's like the perfect storm. if it's any good it might be better than the to do list.

or, more specifically, aubrey's masturbation scene in the to do list.

though, the hand job seen was the one the really killed me. i was very loopy that night.
 
and that's killed me as in made me nearly pass out while laughing. i wasn't kidding about the loopiness. it's one of the few good things about being an insomniac. it's like being stoned in many ways.
 
Hey, the county sheriff is a very nice man and thankfully not the one I slept with.
 
I did sleep with a prison guard for awhile and recently realized he's the brother of a coworker. And that the asshole was married.
 
Wings said:
I did sleep with a prison guard for awhile and recently realized he's the brother of a coworker. And that the asshole was married.
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And does your progressive lemming husband know that you, an adulterous, iniquitous, fornicating libertine, purposefully slept with this married man well known within your gnostic lemming circle, lustily accepting his thick warm creampi-

[/kills off judgmental gloomy eeyore viral hack]

[reinstalling adulthood sexual joy subroutine OS/]

So, like I was saying, that's damn hot. Sounds like a Skinemax movie plot! :D
 
IrezumiKiss said:
And does your progressive lemming husband know that you, an adulterous, iniquitous, fornicating libertine, purposefully slept with this married man well known within your gnostic lemming circle, lustily accepting his thick warm creampi-

[/kills off judgmental gloomy eeyore viral hack]

[reinstalling adulthood sexual joy subroutine OS/]

So, like I was saying, that's damn hot. Sounds like a Skinemax movie plot! :D
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He'd always show up in his uniform. He did teach me to like handcuffs but I actually learned I enjoyed using them on him the most.
 
the gb seeky(s)
will always be wasted
on
the young irritating ones...

true seekys
have deep roots
 
Nooooooop! Handcuffs make me lose my wood faster than picturing a sapphic three way staring Barbara Bush, Liza Minelli, and Rosie O'Donnell.
 
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