The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIII: For Argument's Sake; Why Do Humans Feel Compelled...

[yossi]

A very wise man.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Pussy.


Shut up, men are talking here. Go outside and play in traffic.



Pullups are difficult for me because I have very long arms. Not impossible, but I can't compete with guys with short arms.

Honestly, I got to 225 and have stalled all summer.

I hear you about the elbow on fire, though. No fun. BPC-157 is a miracle drug for that, though.

Pull uos are difficult for you because you are fat as fuck. Nothing more, nothing less.

 

[smoothg103rd]

http://image-store.slidesharecdn.com/eb8c5686-da06-44ca-9985-6725bf53bb7d-large.jpeg

My grandpa told me this a long time ago.

My grandpa told me, to never give a fuck what another motherfucker think about you. Dig?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Shower and shape up time.

 

[yossi]

http://i.imgur.com/JQwe7qN.gif

 

[Sean]

I fucking love xda.

 

[thør]

A very wise man.

Indeed.

 

[Sean]

Kippies is gonna have a stroke:

http://www.pastemagazine.com/articl...y-officially-joins-the-cast-of-the-mst3k.html

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

chocolate milk and a granola bar.

 

[Emerson40]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0gpwFlLu1r3k73wo1_500.jpg

 

[girlsmiley]

chocolate milk and a granola bar.

Chocolate milk?

I haven't had chocolate milk in yonks. Quick snack break?

 

[phantom4533]

I fucking love xda.

Is it in any way similar to LSD?

 

[Sean]

Is it in any way similar to LSD?

Unfortunately not. It's a developers' site, they write Android hacking tools.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The Brit. defending New Jersey's honour.
This one trumps Zumi (who's not black) fighting against Smooth (who's black) for their civil rights.

Zumi's not black?

He is?
Oops… Stupid moment… I thought he's vietnamese.

Paella is trying hard to be relevant.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LtJ5NVnwMHg/UGLI92XqfzI/AAAAAAAADNg/VSUG69_beuw/s1600/Idris-Elba.gif

http://vomzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/best-laughing-hysterically-gif.gif

http://img11.hostingpics.net/pics/426871tumblrinlinemw2yyzJ6KW1qlnivc.gif

http://38.media.tumblr.com/b8d25424bdb8324ff1da31f879b11437/tumblr_inline_nbp4x7EXSf1s5jo86.gif

https://thepookapicks.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/crying.gif

http://24.media.tumblr.com/c3733edf76b8161ccabb2bfcf5f6277a/tumblr_n3bd6yHLO11qexeroo1_250.gif

 

[Lorilei]

LOL, Vietnamese? WTF.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Ugh.

 

[Aella_]

LOL, Vietnamese? WTF.

I'm really not putting it on, nor am I That dumb.
I formed my impression after Zumi posted some pics from Vietnam, a while back. I made a joke, to which Cyrano (former user) took offense, saying something about Zumi's rights to post pics. from his own native country.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Emerson40]

I'm really not putting it on, nor am I That dumb.
I formed my impression after Zumi posted some pics from Vietnam, a while back. I made a joke, to which Cyrano (former user) took offense, saying something about Zumi's rights to post pics. from his own native country.

Spend a bit more time lurking and reading, instead of just showing up in threads like some gappy-toothed shitehawk and whipping shitties all over the place.

Folks will start to take you more seriously if you contribute, relevantly.


https://tysonadams.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/reading-cures-ignorance.jpg

 

[pointless]

Kippies is gonna have a stroke:

http://www.pastemagazine.com/articl...y-officially-joins-the-cast-of-the-mst3k.html

why? is she gonna make out with tink in the first episode?

oh, a stroke. shit. how embarassing.

 

[Aella_]

Spend a bit more time lurking and reading, instead of just showing up in threads like some gappy-toothed shitehawk and whipping shitties all over the place.

Folks will start to take you more seriously if you contribute, relevantly.

Fuck off, creep!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

LOL, Vietnamese? WTF.

Yeah, right? Slytherin gets two points for being original this time, at least!

It's a Hail Mary reach on his part, but since it was that specific a reach, he was probably tripped up by some of the Vietnamese food pics I sometimes post in the Food Thread and elsewhere whenever the subject of eating and food comes up...and leapt before he looked while in the heat of trying to impress.

 

[Aella_]

I'm really sorry about that, Zumi.
I intended to make a light joke, I wasn't intending to be offensive.
In hindsight, I now realize that a couple of my previous so-called "puns" would have looked a bit out of line to you, given my confusion about your background.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Yeah, right? Slytherin gets two points for being original this time, at least!

It's a Hail Mary reach on his part, but since it was that specific a reach, he was probably tripped up by some of the Vietnamese food pics I sometimes post in the Food Thread and elsewhere whenever the subject of eating and food comes up...and leapt before he looked while in the heat of trying to impress.

Mother of Fuck. I post gifs of pasta shells coming out of a cock, doesn't make me fucking Sophia Loren does it.

 

[spacekowboy]

There are very few people in this world that I loathe. Congratulations on making the list.