The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIII: For Argument's Sake; Why Do Humans Feel Compelled...

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Friday 20 November

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Dear TV Reporters,

The phrase is "one AND the same", not "one IN the same". FFS.
 
Clearly very few folks pay attention in English class these days.
 
Loves Spam, is not a good sign. He is wearing that sign.

Eeyore is headed for trouble, I suppose.
 
are you going to repost the entire thread here?



2014 Literary Review Bad Sex in Writing— The Ten Nominees Are:


1. The Legacy of Elizabeth Pringle by Kirsty Wark

He said my name over and over as he lifted me up, my legs curled around him, and laid me down beneath him on the high bed. I had never imagined that I was capable of wanton behaviour, but it was as if a dam within me had burst and we made love that day and night like two people starved, slowly suffused with more and more pleasure, exploring and devouring every inch of each other, so as not to miss one single possibility of passion.​

2. Desert God by Wilbur Smith

Her hair was piled high, but when she shook her head it came cascading down in a glowing wave over her shoulders, and fell as far as her knees. This rippling curtain did not cover her breasts which thrust their way through it like living creatures. They were perfect rounds, white as mare's milk and tipped with ruby nipples that puckered as my gaze passed over them.

Her body was hairless. Her pudenda were also entirely devoid of hair. The tips of her inner lips protruded shyly from the vertical cleft. The sweet dew of feminine arousal glistened upon them.
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http://www.theguardian.com/books/poll/2014/nov/12/literary-review-bad-sex-award-shortlist-2014


 
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