lovetoread
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I hope Man City wins.
The Isolated Blurt Thread XXII: Let The Butthurt Commence.
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I hope Man City wins.
Sean
We'll see.
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It's a good job you're cute.
lovetoread
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Brollyanna
Doo-wop thou wilt.
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You guys, I just submitted this post to lovetoread's blurt thread and SHE ACCEPTED IT and published it on this website!!
I think I might be part if the #BlurtyCoolTwatClique
I think I might be part if the #BlurtyCoolTwatClique
JohnnySavage
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What's that called when your muscle tightens up for no reason and really hurts? A charlie horse?
Well, I got one yesterday in my calf and today I can hardly walk on that leg. Good thing I have two.
Well, I got one yesterday in my calf and today I can hardly walk on that leg. Good thing I have two.
BabblingBrooke
It's whatever
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I think that means you're dehydrated.
JohnnySavage
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You guys, I just submitted this post to lovetoread's blurt thread and SHE ACCEPTED IT and published it on this website!!
I think I might be part if the #BlurtyCoolTwatClique
You are now an Author! Make sure to place that honor in a prominent location on your resume.
JohnnySavage
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I heard a banana helps (if you eat it. diddling with it won't help).
I drink water all day. I've never metered it, but I bet I drink half a gallon (~2L for our brit friends) per day.
lovetoread
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Totally true!!
BabblingBrooke
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Oh...
I've been doing that wrong.
Johnny said:
I try to drink a gallon a day, but often fall short.
JohnnySavage
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Also - last night my computer updated to Windows 10. I didn't really notice much of a difference, other then the startup picture is different. But, this is just my porn terminal; I'm not launching rockets or anything here.
Brollyanna
Doo-wop thou wilt.
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This is awesome news! Especially when I get my royalty check. Thank you, cliqu-mama.
Que
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Potassium deficiency, K? (~Que for the Donald's friends South of the border.)
Mr Noone
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Perspective? Impartiality? To annoy you?
trysail
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A muscle cramp. They hurt like a sonofabitch.
I get 'em all-too-frequently after I've run long distances.
The worst are when I get 'em in the middle of the night. There's only one way to alleviate 'em. No matter how much it hurts, I shoot up out of the bed (replete with the requisite cursing) and stand on the affected leg to stretch that motherfucker out.
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Can someone wake me up when this Carson interview is over?
Man, he is one boring dude.
Man, he is one boring dude.
Jennifer
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And he believes we came from Adam's rib.
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God noticed Adam walking around the Garden of Eden with a sullen look on his face.
"What's wrong, my son?" God asked.
Adam replied, "Well father, you have given me all this, but I'm lonely. I need someone to share it with. Can you make me a companion? Someone who will love and cherish me? Someone to share this beautiful life with? Someone who will be there with me through thick and thin?"
God thought for a minute and said, "Well Adam; I could create a woman for you who would be exactly as you describe. But, that would cost an arm and a leg."
Adam, considering what God said, looked at God and asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
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