The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[Wings]

I hate staff meetings.

I also hate super short guys who stare at my tits. At least don't be obvious about it.

 

[Adre]

I hate staff meetings.

I also hate super short guys who stare at my tits. At least don't be obvious about it.

Glad I'm tall. *stares at AV*

 

[Disgustipated]

I hate staff meetings.

I also hate super short guys who stare at my tits. At least don't be obvious about it.

Quit taking them out during staff meetings, dumbee.

 

[pointless]

i've pulled multiple orgasms before. sadly, it was by myself so i was the only one who could be impressed by my amazing feat. as you might imagine, i was very bored. that's pretty much the only reason i even tried.

 

[Wings]

It was a short guy in front of me in line at Starbucks. Meeting is in 10 minutes, I had to fuel up.

 

[Que]

I have always found tall girls with big tits who point them at my eyeballs annoying. They are the worst.

I mean right-in-your-face. Ugh.

 

[pointless]

i've been watching never mind the buzzcocks on youtube. i have no idea why beyond being fascinated by all the minor celebrities those fuckers have on their tiny island. also, the terrible pop music. oh and noel.

still, feels weird watching a cancelled panel show full of strangers with funny accents, but what can you do?

 

[Que]

On and unrelated note,

Asiago Cheese: Underrated. Not quite as dry as a Parmigiano-Reggiano or a Pecorino Romano, but in a similar family of flavor. I doubt this wedge is even from a particularly good quality wheel and it is delicious all by itself.

 

[ElizabethWest]

>random blurt<

JFC there may not be enough chocolate to get me through this day.

 

[Not Normal]

I'm not sure why I'm thinking of you and the shitty things you did, but I am.

 

[1HF]

I'm angry this morning and need to shrug it off. You shouldn't still be able to annoy me.

 

[Pookie]

I'm angry this morning and need to shrug it off. You shouldn't still be able to annoy me.

I'm a good alternative to just shrugging things off. Keep me in mind if you need my services.

 

[1HF]

I'm a good alternative to just shrugging things off. Keep me in mind if you need my services.

I could use your help now that you mention it

 

[pointless]

i'm not angry, but i really can't decide if i should jerk off or not. it's a toughie.

 

[Pookie]

i'm not angry, but i really can't decide if i should jerk off or not. it's a toughie.

Masturbation should always be the default answer.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Crimson Peak was good. Can't really fathom how it follows on from Crimson Tide though.

 

[1HF]

If you have to ask yourself that question I'd say skip it

 

[Pookie]

If you had to ask yourself, you should've already been masturbating.

 

[spacekowboy]

Pookie and 1HF should be masturbating together.



With an axe handle.

 

[spacekowboy]

Crimson Peak was good. Can't really fathom how it follows on from Crimson Tide though.

You see, once upon a time there was this submarine captain...

 

[pointless]

i hope it's properly sanded.

and i'm gonna do it, damnit. the time just has to be right.

 

[Pookie]

Pookie and 1HF should be masturbating together.



With an axe handle.

This is sigline worthy. *nods*

 

[spacekowboy]

This is sigline worthy. *nods*

I'm not ashamed to say, I'd watch that action.

 

[Pookie]

I'm not ashamed to say, I'd watch that action.

I'd have it recorded for posterity ... and future masturbation.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I'd have it recorded for posterity ... and future masturbation.

Do you remember past masturbations, though?