The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

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that was a sketchy strike out, but, hey, they got a hit while i was typing so there's that.
 
My grandfather is 70 something asking me to make him a Facebook. He knows he needs to stop.
 
not very. anyway, judging from all the rain in chicago it was a good thing i did that yardwork today instead of waiting. wet leaves are a pain in the ass to blow.
 
delightful that you stopped here
then...

not now
when this
would sound not right

though 'right'
you know
as well as i
needs validation;
1 to 1

the leaves amassing near our doors
and
want abandons
'no! not there'

a different time
from then
not now

so curious?
your hair?
now how?

it was never to be when it was...

and shall never to be if it will...

but i'll bet you two quid
to forget how we did

and re-call
the a yet resonant trilll...

the numbers forever are changing
the numbers are always the same

my darling,
delightful to see you...
not now
when this all would make sense
 
Has #### jinxed the blurty? :eek:

Every time I post here lately, an innocent bystander gets abused ("well, in Spacey's case, not so innocent *nudgenudge*).
So, kegels, folks. For the brain! :cattail:
 
Has #### jinxed the blurty? :eek:

Every time I post here lately, an innocent bystander gets abused ("well, in Spacey's case, not so innocent *nudgenudge*).
So, kegels, folks. For the brain! :cattail:

It was me
I just got abused by a rabid donkey.
Damn you
 
Stop with the Facebook. He was born in the 40s, the fuck he needs a Facebook for?

My dad is in his 80's and he has a Facebook. He posts with his friends, checks on his kids... My mom also uses his account.
 
My dad is in his 80's and he has a Facebook. He posts with his friends, checks on his kids... My mom also uses his account.

Do they call you and ask you how to do things? He still calls me and ask about his phone. He recently switched from a flip to a android. He doesn't even know how to work it.
 
Do they call you and ask you how to do things? He still calls me and ask about his phone. He recently switched from a flip to a android. He doesn't even know how to work it.

Sure, they did early on but now they are fine. Teach him his phone, this is what grandchild do. It's good for him to learn new things.
 
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