The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[Fata Morgana]

Smart woman! I had been thinking about deleting mine but now I'm using it for my side businesses.

When these come out can we all plan a viewing party? I am stupid excited.

When I hear about some of the shit folks get themselves into I'm glad I never joined. One of the girls at work nearly lost her job because of it last year, that said, someone was gunning for her in the office.

 

[Wings]

When I hear about some of the shit folks get themselves into I'm glad I never joined. One of the girls at work nearly lost her job because of it last year, that said, someone was gunning for her in the office.

I don't get up to much on there other than liking a whole lot of liberal and body positivity posts.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I want these.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_nf2a7yG50t1rlb41so1_500_zps1o7rwicz.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

I don't get up to much on there other than liking a whole lot of liberal and body positivity posts.

Apparently she'd put she was sick of dealing with fucktards that day and one of her "friends" printed the page off and took it into her bosses!

People are cunts.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

I don't get up to much on there other than liking a whole lot of liberal and body positivity posts.

I basically only go on to like pictures of my friends babies so I don't have to do it in person.

 

[Que]

Christian Bible discussion meeting going on downstairs at my mother's house. One sweet old woman asked if I was going to join them. I said I couldn't, unfortunately, as I had to prepare the altar for Samhain. The problem is, I'm pretty sure she believed me.

I expect prayers will be said for my immortal soul some time soon.

Even with Pascal aside, it couldn't hurt...

..you are, after all, a Godless communist.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I don't get up to much on there other than liking a whole lot of liberal and body positivity posts.

It's (or can be I should say) good for family connections and biz, but you need real space and time to make it worthwhile and I have too many other social media distractions for the time being.

I just got back into Pinterest in order to build something up for an endeavor and even that joint is easy to get cluttered in the mix.

 

[NHKitty]

That's the tripod tuxedo cat at my parents' house. His name is Archimedes. The pic is probably flipped - I'm on my phone and it's too much effort to fix. When you give him attention he kneads and drools on you.

I tried to get my mom to name her newest cat Archimedes, it fit him.

Her response, "I need something I can spell when I take him to the vets."

 

[Fata Morgana]

I tried to get my mom to name her newest cat Archimedes, it fit him.

Her response, "I need something I can spell when I take him to the vets."

When I was discussing names for Ruby with my mum she suggested Candy. I said "she's not a fucking porn star". I suggested Martha to which she said "she's not a fucking Jehovah's Witness".

 

[pointless]

i just blew some leaves out of my yard. for free. i feel so dirty.

 

[silver gurl]

Did you blow the leaves into your neighbors yard?

 

[pointless]

only a few. he was out mowing at the time as well. it was just a itty, bitty little fuck you to him. would've been bigger, but there weren't enough leaves on that side of the yard. only one tree is actually dropping leaves at the moment. it always goes early. the stupid cunt.

 

[silver gurl]

Well, good job. I was expecting more but you have a lack of trees.

 

[chillywilly2]

only a few. he was out mowing at the time as well. it was just a itty, bitty little fuck you to him. would've been bigger, but there weren't enough leaves on that side of the yard. only one tree is actually dropping leaves at the moment. it always goes early. the stupid cunt.

You can toss em in my yard...I always ask my neighbor to dump 10 or 12 bags into my yard every year to turn into the garden

 

[Wings]

It's (or can be I should say) good for family connections and biz, but you need real space and time to make it worthwhile and I have too many other social media distractions for the time being.

I just got back into Pinterest in order to build something up for an endeavor and even that joint is easy to get cluttered in the mix.

I actually love Pinterest. I usually just use it to organize recipes. I'm currently creating an autumn board for yummy harvest dishes.

As long as I stick to recipes I stay off there pretty much.

 

[girlsmiley]

When I was discussing names for Ruby with my mum she suggested Candy. I said "she's not a fucking porn star". I suggested Martha to which she said "she's not a fucking Jehovah's Witness".

I like your mum.

Should sign her up petal.

 

[pointless]

i usually leave a relatively small pile or two at the edge of the yard for tiger moth caterpillars, frogs and what not to bury themselves under. i'm just a nice guy like that. also, i just hate having a whole shitload of leaves piled up in the damned street forever and ever waiting for the damned city to get off their asses and pick them up. half of them end up getting blown back in the yard while i wait anyway. it's fucking stupid.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I like your mum.

Should sign her up petal.

She's hilarious. She'd make mincemeat out of some of these twats, even at 90!

 

[girlsmiley]

She's hilarious. She'd make mincemeat out of some of these twats, even at 90!

I fucking bet. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

 

[Que]

When I was discussing names for Ruby with my mum she suggested Candy. I said "she's not a fucking porn star". I suggested Martha to which she said "she's not a fucking Jehovah's Witness".

Do Jehovah's Witnesses fuck? I thought their membership already exceeds the number of slots available in heaven so they discouraged that sort of thing.

I always let 'em in and so far they haven't tried to get me to join up. Afraid I'll bump one of their friends off the list, I expect.

 

[Brollyanna]

Life hack: Kegels, but for the brain (to stop the stupid from accidentally leaking.)

 

[spacekowboy]

The thought of Brolly doing kegels gives me needs.

 

[Wings]

Ordered my own birthday present from my mom. Thanks for the slippers, Mom!

 

[neci]

Do Jehovah's Witnesses fuck? I thought their membership already exceeds the number of slots available in heaven so they discouraged that sort of thing.

I always let 'em in and so far they haven't tried to get me to join up. Afraid I'll bump one of their friends off the list, I expect.

they fuck like rabbits.

 

[AllyRose]

The thought of Brolly doing kegels gives me needs.

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_super/12/123441/2958635-brolly12.jpg

I lift things up... and put them down.