The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[Sean]

Remember how excited we were before Phantom Menace? And what did we get? A two hour treatise on export tariffs and Jar Jar fucking Binks. If Abrams thinks he can pull that kind of shit and live, he better think again.

 

[phantom4533]

Those stories are not all true. I'm really quite harmless.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You pay the international freight and he's yours.

Send him!

 

[Que]

Moe, Larry, and Curly-style?

Soitenly!

 

[MsSmoothG]

Lmao. And how would Google help me with that? The program use to be at Westside, but they moved it. The problem is that Newton school is basically inside NCC and that's those brim niggas hood. So I really won't feel comfortable down there. But fuck them niggas, I'm still going to go.

I probably fucked more bitches than anyone here. So I must be doing something right. Dig?

I don't see newton street elementary school you brought up on this list when I google how to get a diploma for high school dropouts in New Jersey. A phone call all it take to prove you full of shit fr.

http://www.state.nj.us/education/students/adulted/ahsp/list.pdf

http://www.state.nj.us/education/students/adulted/ahsp/

 

[Wings]

Driving this minivan is killing my soul.

 

[Wings]

Hi sweetie.

I believe Quoll's wife posted of his passing in November of 2012, but 10/19/2012 was the actual date of death. Sometimes it feels impossibly long ago, and yet I can vividly remember receiving the phone call from Wings...

I still miss him terribly, and I wish I could share my life now with him. I think he would have gotten a kick out of how good things have come to be.

Reading this got me so choked up. I think I scared Clutch with my voice when I called you. I was just so incredibly sad for you. He was an amazing human being and I have yet to see another like him.

 

[NHKitty]

I see what you did there.

 

[chillywilly2]

This Trudeau idiot is going to destroy the country

 

[Disgustipated]

This Trudeau idiot is going to destroy the country

I was never a fan of his comic strips.

 

[Sean]

Canada now has the second best looking premier and spouse in the world. So well done the canucks for that.

 

[pointless]

Strip whore!!

http://www.applecandyco.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pixy_stix_giant_new_36ct.jpg

Bigger ones this time.

They may hurt when I sling them at ya.

well if it makes you feel better i was naked when you typed this.

because i was sleeping.

 

[chillywilly2]

Canada now has the second best looking premier and spouse in the world. So well done the canucks for that.

I think you mean Prime Minister....Premiers lead provinces

 

[Sean]

I think you mean Prime Minister....Premiers lead provinces

Premier is the generic term for a country's leader. David Cameron is the British premier even though his actual title is Prime Minister.

 

[silver gurl]

This Trudeau idiot is going to destroy the country

You voted for the Bloc Quebecois, didn't you?

 

[pointless]

Premier is the generic term for a country's leader. David Cameron is the British premier even though his actual title is Prime Minister.

google says he's right in his canadian way. they're a funny people. just think of it as something like how the aussie's conservatives are called liberals for some silly reason.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Sexiest post in a while

This isn't a euphemism for what I think it is, is it?

Well no but now that you mention it.

 

[Aglaopheme]

The Liberal Party now has a solid majority in Canada.

 

[Sean]

google says he's right in his canadian way. they're a funny people. just think of it as something like how the aussie's conservatives are called liberals for some silly reason.

Bloody colonials can't get anything right.

Anyhoo, it gives me an excuse to post a pic of the actual best looking heads of state in the world. I give you their royal highnesses, King Jigme Khesar Namgyel Wangchuck and Queen Jetsun Pema of Bhutan:

https://jetsettimes.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/king-queen-bhutan.jpg?w=702&h=467

 

[pointless]

i'd fuck her, but i'd have a hard time not singing this as i did so.

 

[ryan8558]

King and Queen of Jordan

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MGNGpuIdvpA/U5bQS2PIoyI/AAAAAAAANL8/NzFkj2V3HT0/s1600/anniversaryjordan.jpg

 

[pointless]

she's hot, but he looks like he's made of half baked dough.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Bloody colonials can't get anything right.

Anyhoo, it gives me an excuse to post a pic of the actual best looking heads of state in the world. I give you their royal highnesses, King Jigme Khesar Namgyel Wangchuck and Queen Jetsun Pema of Bhutan:

https://jetsettimes.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/king-queen-bhutan.jpg?w=702&h=467

She is stunning.

 

[Sean]

I'm sticking with my original choice.

 

[pointless]

it's a better all around couple for sure. i like his big ears. i'm weird. you should all know this by now.