The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[Fata Morgana]

Cheese should be stinky. It should slap you upside your ugly head with every nibble.

I like cheese like I like cock. Strong with blue veins.

 

[Wings]

The other day I texted the Ginger with "I love you more than cheese"


His "wow!" was confirmation enough of his appreciation for the depths of my love.

 

[Wings]

Hard and tasty.

 

[Wings]

Sharp and tangy.


Wait

 

[Not Normal]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cknMpyBj2sU/UYqtW5Jb7RI/AAAAAAAAJOA/-puNa0xuM0c/s1600/2710279.gif

Burny cheese is the bestest cheese.

 

[yossi]

I like cheese. Just mostly on its own.

It should not be on hamburgers, eggs, pasta, etc.

Do...do you not like baked macaroni and cheese?!

 

[Wings]

It's how she stays so slim, I swear it! The women who love candy but hate cheese are usually slim. I hate candy but would fuck a cheese maker just for a supply and I'm fat!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cknMpyBj2sU/UYqtW5Jb7RI/AAAAAAAAJOA/-puNa0xuM0c/s1600/2710279.gif

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40b68oSHD1qcc2ea.gif

However, In LTR's no-melted cheese credo defense, a nicely layered cold cuts sandwich with multiple cheese slices is also a beautiful sight to behold.

http://www.jonesdairyfarmfoodservice.com/images/recipes---lunch/newcubanjoneshamwisconsin.jpg?sfvrsn=2

https://s3.graphiq.com/sites/default/files/5806/media/images/Jimmy_Johns_Double_Provolone_Slim_4351099.jpg

http://www.hungryhobo.com/assets/images/gallery/006_HungryHobo_FordPhotography_2015.jpg

 

[doctor_insanus]

Mother may I? Fucking hell. Now THAT I would totally cram in my vadge. Damn the torpedoes.

Look at it bubbling like the sexy fucking minx it is.

And I sang holy, holy as I buttoned down my pants...

I think I'm having a cheese aneurism Doctor Cuntface!

I like cheese like I like cock. Strong with blue veins.

That's poetry.

Did you cum yet?

 

[yossi]

Where is it?

Yossi's is smokin' hot.

Thank you!

Fata, tumble with me. Please.

 

[spacekowboy]

This thread is giving me a Woodrow.

 

[yossi]

I can have some shredded on my baked potatoes but I have to eat it before it melts.

I do understand this concept as far as hamburgers go. I don't like the cheese melted on my burger - I like to have it cold.

 

[spacekowboy]

Also, it has become clear that I need to slather my dick in gooey cheese to stand a chance around this place.




And I'm fucking hungry. That's what I get for skipping lunch.

 

[yossi]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/d9ae2aa5c321342abbf84f194996fcc6/tumblr_nwhbaqaVtc1s7ch8qo1_500.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

That's poetry.

Did you cum yet?

Yes and I squirted so hard I broke my new cat. Thank fuck she comes with a free months insurance.

 

[spacekowboy]

Mama mia!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Yes and I squirted so hard I broke my new cat. Thank fuck she comes with a free months insurance.

Slut.

Fondue?

http://www.pennmac.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/cheese-fondue.jpeg

 

[Saint Peter]

I do understand this concept as far as hamburgers go. I don't like the cheese melted on my burger - I like to have it cold.

Creepy!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Slut.

Fondue?

http://www.pennmac.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/cheese-fondue.jpeg

I'm still staring at your last gif. Fuck me rigid.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Creepy!

Isn't it a tad sinister? I know it's Halloween soon but this is some fucked up shit right here. It's wrong. I'm getting my rosary out.

 

[yossi]

Creepy!

I know. I'll see myself out.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I do understand this concept as far as hamburgers go. I don't like the cheese melted on my burger - I like to have it cold.

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

 

[Saint Peter]

Isn't it a tad sinister? I know it's Halloween soon but this is some fucked up shit right here. It's wrong. I'm getting my rosary out.

A tad? Cold, hard, stiff cheese on a juicy burger?

UnFuckingReal.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I'm still staring at your last gif. Fuck me rigid.

http://blog.munchado.com//wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cheese-pizza.gif

 

[spacekowboy]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/cf518213299c7f836f83791fdfa37d23/tumblr_n04pmyjuQJ1sb1oejo1_500.jpg