The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[butters]

downton abbey

yessssss

 

[MonaLittle]

That's a whole lotta lateral passing....
What a messy ending. I've never seen such comedy.

 

[Bacigalupo]

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

 

[girlsmiley]

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

Mad Max?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Sometimes it's more prudent to wait until the faucet of ignorance shuts itself off before posting in a particular thread, because the shitstain n' schmuck stream splooging forth is just that gunky.

 

[girlsmiley]

Sometimes it's more prudent to wait until the faucet of ignorance shuts itself off before posting in a particular thread, because the shitstain n' schmuck stream splooging forth is just that gunky.

Sometimes I don't post at all.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Sometimes I don't post at all.

This, too.

I read the current of crap in a thread and then it's like..."you know, fuck this shit. It's time for Netflix and chill with drinks and pizza."

 

[girlsmiley]

Exactly.

 

[Mr Noone]

Well that was a fun weekend. Not quite as planned, but then everything is fungible, and one has to go with the flow.

 

[girlsmiley]

Time to get in the shower.

Quick breakfast and then I'll head over and put these men to work.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

It's also in the same universe as Law and Order.

I've not watched The Wire, but I'm right there with you for L & O.

Chung chung

 

[Noor]

I think I am just too cold. Not sure why, it's 64 in here.

 

[Aphro]

Some kid on Words With Friends is asking me for pussy pics.

 

[Mr Noone]

Some kid on Words With Friends is asking me for pussy pics.

That's rather grotesque.

 

[DesEsseintes]

That's rather grotesque.

Cheating, too, since a picture is worth a thousand words.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Some kid on Words With Friends is asking me for pussy pics.

Send the fucker a cock pic instead and yell, "surprise!"

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Some kid on Words With Friends is asking me for pussy pics.

Seems a strange venue for such a request.

Cheating, too, since a picture is worth a thousand words.

Well-reasoned answer here, yes.

Send the fucker a cock pic instead and yell, "surprise!"

This is definitely the right response, Aphroditiac.

 

[Lyricalli]

Seems a strange venue for such a request. .

There don't seem to be any venues that are safe from those on a quest to see genitalia they've never been allowed anywhere near.

 

[Mr Noone]

Cheating, too, since a picture is worth a thousand words.

There you go, Afro. Send him a thousand word essay on Mrs Slocumb's new pussy.

 

[Fata Morgana]

There you go, Afro. Send him a thousand word essay on Mrs Slocumb's new pussy.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_mvts450QZ41sy769zo8_250_zpsywneh2wt.gif

 

[DesEsseintes]

There don't seem to be any venues that are safe from those on a quest to see genitalia they've never been allowed anywhere near.

Those on such quests have, I suspect, been near no genitals since they were expelled with bloody purpose from their mother.

 

[pointless]

i'm starting hate that little shit. it's sad. she used to be one of the few relatives i have that i didn't want to strangle. now she's becoming just another lying, unreliable druggie cunt. oh well, i guess. hopefully i'll least get my books back at some point before i die. it's unlikely, but there's always hope.

 

[DesEsseintes]

i'm starting hate that little shit. it's sad. she used to be one of the few relatives i have that i didn't want to strangle. now she's becoming just another lying, unreliable druggie cunt. oh well, i guess. hopefully i'll least get my books back at some point before i die. it's unlikely, but there's always hope.

Berkeley: We had a friend – Hopworth – he’d got a book from Denys and didn’t return it. Denys was furious. I said to Denys, “You wouldn’t lose a friend for the sake of a book.” He said, “No, but he has, hasn’t he?”

From Out of Africa, by Baroness Blixen.

 

[Lorilei]

We could turn yours into an odd numbers thread.

1.

 

[Sean]

3
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