The Isolated Blurt Thread XXI: Killswitch Edition

[Mr Noone]

Sounds better in a foreign tongue.

I'm not sure I spelled everything correctly, but it's been a long time.

 

[yossi]

Well now I know I definitely won't be sleeping tonight. It's your fault, LTR. You'll have to come keep me company.

 

[yossi]

I'm not sure I spelled everything correctly, but it's been a long time.

I won't tell if you won't.

 

[Jennifer]

Sounds better in a foreign tongue.

I bet a foreign tongue feels better, too.

 

[Pookie]

I'd like to hump your feet.

https://media.giphy.com/media/kcJMyhLkhWW4w/giphy.gif

I'd like to ...

http://i.imgur.com/t11Jwwh.gif

 

[doctor_insanus]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3d/81/81/3d818156150b5191cfa9c762e2844af9.jpg

 

[Mr Noone]

I bet a foreign tongue feels better, too.

Irish tongue-twisters build stamina.

 

[Jennifer]

Irish tongue-twisters build stamina.

For Guiness?

 

[Pookie]

Irish tongue-twisters build stamina.

And cause the bestest orgasms if done right.

http://i.imgur.com/jWT6D3B.gif

 

[Mr Noone]

For Guiness?

Guinness builds stamina for tongue-twisters.

And cause the bestest orgasms if done right.

http://i.imgur.com/jWT6D3B.gif

So I'm told.

 

[doctor_insanus]

https://moonwolves.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/the-fly-2-vomiting-on-leg.jpg

https://ashleightelfer.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/giphy.gif

 

[MonaLittle]

https://youtu.be/dtwCp64LY1E

 

[Que]

Yawnnnn-stretch... My, that was some restful hibernation... just happened to stroll through today....

Yes indeedy.

Coincidence the blurty is up for grabs. Haven't been eyeballin' the forum otherwise....Nope, not at all.

 

[Jennifer]

And cause the bestest orgasms if done right.

http://i.imgur.com/jWT6D3B.gif

I've yet to experience a ginger, she'd be a great start. Yowza!

 

[pointless]

has anyone pointed out that it's nine, ten a big fat hen yet?

 

[Lorilei]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/e4a657fd41281585dbbf6a21ab213605/tumblr_nwleusisa81tlb56zo1_250.gif

 

[doctor_insanus]

HOW'S IT TASTE, MOTHERFUCKER?! HUH???

 

[Disgustipated]

https://33.media.tumblr.com/e4a657fd41281585dbbf6a21ab213605/tumblr_nwleusisa81tlb56zo1_250.gif

I hate cats which makes this even more awesome.

 

[lovetoread]

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/7/0/465170_v2.jpg

 

[Mr Noone]

I'm afraid to ask.

 

[lovetoread]

http://www.cracked.com/article_22540_5-real-museums-scarier-than-any-haunted-house.html

 

[doctor_insanus]

"Vitamin-rich cursed-worm vomit-milk" sounds like the worst metal band of all time.

By that, I mean the greatest.

 

[lovetoread]

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/5/0/467350_v1.jpg

 

[pointless]

someone should clean out my humidifier for me. i'm getting itchy, but i'm also very lazy. stupid sleeping in.

 

[lovetoread]

https://41.media.tumblr.com/8fd1956c8c4ea5fb53ada0c9d3cb3a84/tumblr_nwqb4aTkEN1qewacoo1_540.jpg