The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past

[1HF]

Holy fuckbuckets I'm tired. My 8 yr old still loves piggy back rides, which is all well and good, but she's about 2/3 of my height, and only 40 lbs lighter than me. It looks super silly when I carry her, but more importantly murders my back.

Fun day at the pumpkin patch though.

 

[Minalick]

Thick clouds, here.

Winter is coming.

 

[rimmy]

Holy fuckbuckets I'm tired. My 8 yr old still loves piggy back rides, which is all well and good, but she's about 2/3 of my height, and only 40 lbs lighter than me. It looks super silly when I carry her, but more importantly murders my back.

Fun day at the pumpkin patch though.

Lemme do the math...2/3 of four feet tall is.......

 

[Spins]

42...

 

[1HF]

Lemme do the math...2/3 of four feet tall is.......

Listen here, baldy, I chose not to beat you last time I saw you but keep it up and you're toast.

 

[1HF]

I am 5'0" thank you very much.

 

[rimmy]

Listen here, baldy, I chose not to beat you last time I saw you but keep it up and you're toast.

If you would have tried I would have laughed so hard I may have fallen down and knocked my head on a sharp corner, so thank you for that.

 

[1HF]

If you would have tried I would have laughed so hard I may have fallen down and knocked my head on a sharp corner, so thank you for that.

I'd have helped you fall then kicked you right in the nards.

And you know it.

 

[thør]

Winter is coming.

I might need to get the pine tar out.

 

[Minalick]

I might need to get the pine tar out.

And the chains... They come in handy

 

[rimmy]

I'd have helped you fall then kicked you right in the nards.

And you know it.

If you got in the way of me falling, I'd crush you like grape.

 

[1HF]

If you got in the way of me falling, I'd crush you like grape.

I'm a fucking giant you ass.

 

[OjosMojo]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/s3.racingjunk.com/ui/3/44/38777443-854-Sonnys-784-Hemi-Headed-BBC-3-Stages.jpg

 

[thør]

And the chains... They come in handy

Studded tires and 4WD/AWD, depending.

 

[rimmy]

I'm a fucking giant ass.

fyp..

 

[Spins]

You are very charming.

 

[rimmy]

You are very charming.

Your beard tickles.



You were talking to me, right?

 

[1HF]

fyp..

You owe me another beer or 5.

 

[rimmy]

You owe me another beer or 5.

Would you like those in a sippy cup so it'll fit your tiny hands.

 

[Spins]

The beard is long gone.

Some folks said it hurt their sensitive skin.

 

[1HF]

Would you like those in a sippy cup so it'll fit your tiny hands.

My hands aren't so tiny that I can't choke you.

The beard is long gone.

Some folks said it hurt their sensitive skin.

I'm a delicate flower, as is Johnny.

 

[Minalick]

Studded tires and 4WD/AWD, depending.

Oh....that's hot

 

[thør]

Oh....that's hot

The chains are there for extreme emergencies.

 

[Noor]

https://youtu.be/IaYsgjn82GA

 

[Spins]

I would enjoy some gagging