Lorilei
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The Isolated Blurt Thread XX: The Ghost of Blurt Threads Past
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dolf
Ex porn
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the buttsecks? i failed to mention it.
tiny. it's rather lovely, as butts go.
lovetoread
hello daddy
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Should've just shoved a ring on her finger. "Bitch, we're getting married."
omg, how did you know that was how I was proposed to?
1HF
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It's definitely not the secret cameras I have set up, filming your every move. Utterly ridiculous to even think it.
Btw, you have a bulb out in the green lamp by the kitchen.
lovetoread
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Oh thanks, I changed the lightbulb.
And I need to have about 2 foot of hair cut off. Its so long I am having a hard time doing anything with it.
Laurel
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Manu's learned to use the litter box so quickly!
Couldn't resist.
Heh.
Clarification: Little Feller is the cat. Big Feller is the Manu.
spacekowboy
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Shoulda puta ring onit.
Laurel
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Jennifer
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That is one gorgeous cock ring.
neci
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the last few weeks, i have been sleeping entirely too much. way too much. i am always tired. normally i would be like, oh yeah! i'm asleep! but this is becoming noticeable and problematic. i think i am either turning into a cat or it is a sign of something bigger.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/11/29/catgettingthingsdone.jpg
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/11/29/catgettingthingsdone.jpg
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Have you had your thyroid or vitamin D levels checked recently?
neci
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no, but that reminds me i need to go take my vitamin D supplement and schedule a drs appt.
bluebell
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Never!
You two had better watch out, I may repeatedly propose to you as well!You are too adorable for words
I'll just marry the lot of you.
Saint Peter
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spacekowboy
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spacekowboy
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I'm thinking that might slice up the girls bits, but what do I know?
Be my guest.
Awwwwww that looks exactly like my dearly departed.
Aquagal
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ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2015 EUROPE
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.
Regards,
John Cleese,
British writer, actor and tall person
And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.
Life is too short...
From JOHN CLEESE
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.
Regards,
John Cleese,
British writer, actor and tall person
And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.
Life is too short...
Bacigalupo
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IrezumiKiss
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Free clothing exchange tomorrow afternoon on Avenue C
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Starting at 1 tomorrow at 116 Avenue C between East Seventh Street and East Eighth Street... you can drop off unwanted clothes... and you can pick up new (used) clothes... the residents behind the giveaway have been doing this 2-3 times a year since 2009. Here's a Facebook page with more details and photos.
https://www.facebook.com/PeoplesStimulus?fref=nf
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6uMGH748GQM/VgXVyFHYeBI/AAAAAAACbjI/QajmBe0Oxow/s1600/CPyIRteUcAA7yeS.jpg-large.jpeg
Starting at 1 tomorrow at 116 Avenue C between East Seventh Street and East Eighth Street... you can drop off unwanted clothes... and you can pick up new (used) clothes... the residents behind the giveaway have been doing this 2-3 times a year since 2009. Here's a Facebook page with more details and photos.
https://www.facebook.com/PeoplesStimulus?fref=nf
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